i almost got a heart attack when i thought that Satoshi Nakamoto was an anagram for Nintendo, but thankfully it's NOT!! mario coins, bitcoins, connection?? ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Frumphy.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Fnew-super-mario-bros-2-coins.jpg&t=663&c=HxSpTHRm2gCJLg) !
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Please, spare me, dont give me answers like "it will never happen" ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) All nodes validate transactions, even those who don't mine. So I assume you mean who will put transactions into blocks? Mining IS building the blockchain. No miners = no blocks = no confirmations (which isn't the same thing as validation) for transactions. i guess you could run poolers cpuminer in the background if there was an apocalypse and you were the only 2 people on earth ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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would you like a Vegemite sandwich? ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2FmaxW500%2F6258960384%2FhE66DB309%2F&t=663&c=Q7SgvZxBU_Lksw)
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for god's sake, write down your private key, and don't give it out to just any shady exchange (only BlockChain.info ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) )
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here's the solution: buttcoins -> SR 3.0 -> Viagra -> UPS
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Mark Karpeles = Satoshi = Jesus = Buttcoin
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Satoshi, you must:
send 1 BTC to each of the 1 million active BTC addresses in the blockchain. Now! In plain sight, to prove you have nothing left. And be gone.
(I only pray he's got all those private keys... otherwise - trouble).
A terrible idea, unless the intent is to destroy bitcoins. After using an address, I usually destroy the private key (after several confirmations) and put the change at a new address. Many "active" addresses would be blackholes for bitcoins. Although I don't exactly agree with a premise for the redistribution, a fairer way to distribute it would be to generate transactions that give it away in mining fees over time, distributing it to the miners. Bitcoin owners could reap this bounty by buying mining contracts. i keep all my old addresses on blockchain.info (u can import more than 1 per account) ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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jokes on u, Satoshi is actually Rev. Lovejoy ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Foyster.ignimgs.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwrite.ign.com%2F137869%2F2012%2F07%2FSad-Reverend-lovejoy-300x177.png&t=663&c=fmX5oBN5TPaAwA)
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he should buy a mansion, now that everyone know's he's ri¢h
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they're checking captchas now ![Angry](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/angry.gif)
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looking at pictures of psychedelic mushrooms makes me feel like i'm tripping sometimes ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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bitbook.biz is illegal i'm afraid. the cops will be after you for putting faith in your favorite team. ![Roll Eyes](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
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The CIA Japanese names are presented with the surname first, this would make it Nakamoto Satoshi In Japanese , Nakamoto means "central origin", while Satoshi means "clear thinking, quick witted,, wise", i.e intelligent. The name can therefore be translated to mean "Central Inteligent" ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) Since Nakamoto Satoshi is a Japanese name, shouldn't that be Japanese Central Intelligence? Unless you want to say it's romanji then it might be Gaigin Central Intelligence or perhaps, CIA in Japan. However, I haven't seen a single instance where the last name came first so it must instead mean, intelligence central, which suggests Satoshi is not American. If Nakamoto means central origin or "Source" and Satoshi means "Wisdom", Shouldn't the name mean "Source of Wisdom" or simply "Source Code?" Well i have one more theory: Samsung, Toshiba, Nakamichi & Motorola: Four technology companies All based in Japan The four companies would definitely have enough knowledgable people working for them to create such a concept, and cover their tracks well ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) isn't samsung korean? lol well .. it is...I will not any more post something that I had not checked... but this theory sounds fun... ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) those are just common Japanese syllables. like er, ah, and something else in American ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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maybe the question is not how to have more sex, but how to get a woman in the first place? because all women can be tricked into having sex if u have them in your house
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maybe homeless people need more Xanax so they have the courage to go into a Police Station and ask for help
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he's just gonna buy cat coin with it. stupid cats ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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The relevant probabilities are:
Probability that he faked his confession. He knows about bitcoin, because of his name. He thought in the past about what he would say if a journalist shows up at his door. He despises journalists and decides to play a practical joke. Seems plausible enough for me.
I would do the same if I was called Satoshi Nakamoto. what's wrong with being King? ask Jeff Bezos
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If it really is is him then Newsweek has put a target on him with address and his picture. how many lowlifes are willing to to do anything they can to get to his Bitcoins?
i think they'd first want to go to the Salvation Army to see if they could get any beer/cigarettes first
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