BobLawblaw: Heeeeeeey! What's your name?
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
FUCK YOU for making me smile, dude. Bet you can't do it again.  |
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A guy walks into a bar with a penguin on his head ...
Penguin: Anybody here know how to get this guy below my feet to stop telling people that the Earth is a globe?
Bartender (who also is a penguin): Did you try the BitcoinTalk forum?
Penguin: Yea, but there were nothin' but goofs there.
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That'll work, bud. Thanks much. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)  |
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Has anyone got paid yet on this one? I see that many has suggested, but i will be waiting to see if someone gets paid form this giveaway  Nope! Nobody has been paid, with these two suggestion threads long closed before they do, thus you'll be outta the loop if opting to wait. The two threads were uniquely designed to bring awareness to YuTü.Co.in et al. with a promise to award participates PAQs, a virtual mining thingy hashing YouTube creators' crypto-commodity tokens having a permissioned blockchain, maxed at 100 PAQs per token. Each PAQ mines no less than U$2,628 worth of shares per year. If this is not your cup of tea, then visit the other threads in the Off-topic section of this forum and submit your favorite YouTube channel for the promise of receiving nothing for your efforts. Apologies if the above came across as curt, but I think I'm about to start my period.  That'll work, bud. Thanks for the submission and your understanding. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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BobLawblaw, af_newbie and flekkelek walk into a bar ...
BADecker: <interrupting the joke teller> Hey! That's not fair! You left me out^^^.
Moral of the story - on a flat Earth, all things are possible.
... except globe earth. A bartender walks into Nomad's home ... Bartender: How the fuck do you like it? Nomad: You need quarters for the jukebox? Fair warning - all the 45s are -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhZdL4JlnxI |
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ok dude.. you are actually a spam to this topic. and i'm sure that in your little tiny brain do not even realize this. so, sayonara into your little project. i hope you suc(k)ceed You are motherfuckin kiddin' me! I didn't come to this thread to spam with a tiny or normal-sized brain. My intent was genuine. What fuckin planet are you from? |
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what do you do with youtube btw? how are you an asset to bancor? maybe if you describe it well enough they will reach out to you
What's there to describe? YouTube channels are to be tokenized for trading on an exchange. Ain't that at least a thousand times better than tokenizing a meme or a famous artist without his permission? That's not to mention that nearly 90% of the alts created have no utility. Would you rather trade tokens of a renown YouTuber or tokens of some anonymous new Russian kid on the block declaring that his new created token is back by silver in some secret vault? |
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I think bancor will redeem poloniex they love such coins and maybe he will repeat the fate of gnosis
I also believe in this project it will be biggest in the history such a amazing concept with fully operational platform for ERC20 tokens this is huge thing. Waiting for ICO and I think it will finish so fast. If Bancor does what I hope it does, I can't wait to implement it on YuTü.Co.in's platform(s). Ironically, I'm in the process of crypto-commoditizing channel brands of the very entity that overtook Eyal's Metacafe - YouTube. I'm formally reaching out to Eyal Hertzog in seeing if he desires to be part of YuTü.Co.in, serving in any capacity unless, of course, he's content to just having Bancor utilized by a small niche opposed to that of the second largest entity on the Internet after Google - again, YouTube. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) muahahahaha...that is hilarious...small niche? this is much much bigger than you dude..keep dreaming  Look, I'm gonna be civil here and not call you a fuckin moron, but you're a fuckin moron. Compared to myriad other things in the world, crypto is indeed a small niche; tiny when compared to YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA125wWsdbsG1XPenWcBkyg/videosWho's dreamin' now! TBC, I'm not dissing Bancor nor the user whom I quoted and stuck my dick up his unlubed asshole. That said, I stand by my assessment - SMALL NICHE. <humor at majestymage's expense>  Dude, look what I created to help YouTube creators. What do you think? Sceptic: Unless you own YouTube you are worthless asset for the project. Do you own YouTube? You are a unknown dude with a serious logic bias. Patreon Founder: Dude, you may have an excellent point there. Looks like my piece of shit project ain't goin' anywhere but I'll push forward nonetheless just in case. Wish me luck, dude. Sceptic: To add more salt to your wound, listed here is over a hundred other entities helping YouTubers, none of which own YouTube -> http://yutubopolis.center/ways-lynspinz-make-bank/Patreon Founder: Seriously, dude, did you have to kick me in my balls while I was already down for the count? Sceptic: Hey, that's how assholes like me roll. Now spread them fuckin legs, you piece of shit! |
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I think bancor will redeem poloniex they love such coins and maybe he will repeat the fate of gnosis
I also believe in this project it will be biggest in the history such a amazing concept with fully operational platform for ERC20 tokens this is huge thing. Waiting for ICO and I think it will finish so fast. If Bancor does what I hope it does, I can't wait to implement it on YuTü.Co.in's platform(s). Ironically, I'm in the process of crypto-commoditizing channel brands of the very entity that overtook Eyal's Metacafe - YouTube. I'm formally reaching out to Eyal Hertzog in seeing if he desires to be part of YuTü.Co.in, serving in any capacity unless, of course, he's content to just having Bancor utilized by a small niche opposed to that of the second largest entity on the Internet after Google - again, YouTube. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) muahahahaha...that is hilarious...small niche? this is much much bigger than you dude..keep dreaming Look, I'm gonna be civil here and not call you a fuckin moron, but you're a fuckin moron. Compared to myriad other things in the world, crypto is indeed a small niche; tiny when compared to YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA125wWsdbsG1XPenWcBkyg/videosWho's dreamin' now! TBC, I'm not dissing Bancor nor the user whom I quoted and stuck my dick up his unlubed asshole. That said, I stand by my assessment - SMALL NICHE. <humor at majestymage's expense> |
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BobLawblaw, af_newbie and flekkelek walk into a bar ...
BADecker: <interrupting the joke teller> Hey! That's not fair! You left me out^^^.
Moral of the story - on a flat Earth, all things are possible.
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I think bancor will redeem poloniex they love such coins and maybe he will repeat the fate of gnosis
I also believe in this project it will be biggest in the history such a amazing concept with fully operational platform for ERC20 tokens this is huge thing. Waiting for ICO and I think it will finish so fast. If Bancor does what I hope it does, I can't wait to implement it on YuTü.Co.in's platform(s). Ironically, I'm in the process of crypto-commoditizing channel brands of the very entity that overtook Eyal's Metacafe - YouTube. I'm formally reaching out to Eyal Hertzog in seeing if he desires to be part of YuTü.Co.in, serving in any capacity unless, of course, he's content to just having Bancor utilized by a small niche opposed to that of the second largest entity on the Internet after Google - again, YouTube. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Good news! SWARM will be accepted in exchange for CoinProLite (CPL) during the U$10M PoB ICO thanks to this post -> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1900371.msg18902373#msg18902373. All we'll need from the SWARM community is a valid SWARM address sans a private key. Follow the link above or in my sig if you hold other schitcoins wishing to burn for CPL. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Adding it now, bud. Thanks. Bitcoin Criptomonedas has already been submitted, ICO INVESTOR. Please resubmit today or double up tomorrow. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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More great channels to be added to the list. Thanks, guys. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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I'm willing to bet that there's over a thousand YouTube channels catering to cryptos having various degrees of success. Nice submissions, guys. Adding them to the list shortly. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Fine submissions, guys. Adding them to the list shortly. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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If I say it doesn't belong, IT DOESN'T ... I'll move it back, bud. No prob. Just to let you know, these two lists are NOT some sort of official list to be used on our platform. The real purpose for these two threads is a sneaky way to create interest in this project, paying out rewards for those who participate. Creators listed incorrectly is NOT an issue. Thanks, bud, for setting me straight. Thanks for the recent submissions, guys. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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A chicken covered with dirt and has a semen-soaked sock over his head walks into a bar ...
Chicken: Any lawyers here wanna jack me off for a cold brewski?
BADecker: Hey, chicken, where did you find my sock?
Nomad: <in the corner> I hope my smartphone's charged enough so that I can film what's gonna happen next.
BobLaw: Wait, we're allowed to film here?
Bartender: WTF! I turned my back for just a second and ...
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 "Wait, if Jesus is the son of God, then I blew myself up for nothing.
I'm such a fuckin goof!" |
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