Nice submissions, guys. Adding them now. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)  |
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All acceptable.  Thanks, guys. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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In Heaven, Prince approaches Einstein.
Prince: Dude, I just wanna let you know how much you inspired me.
Einstein: Here's to hopin' Cher and Madonna echo your sentiment when they arrive.
Prince: Wait, what! They're Jehovah Witnesses also?
Caesar: Okay, break it up! You guys were talkin' 'bout me, weren't you?
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Hello muddah, hello fadduh,
Here I am at Camp Grenada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say I'll have some fun when I stop complaining!
The head coach wants no sissies,
So we must read the novel 'Ulysses'.
I don't want to scare you, muddah and fadduh,
But my bunkmate is a Flat-earther! |
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Great, one Moroccan and a beautify channel, what else could I ask for. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Three more fine submissions which I'm adding to the list now. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Adding 'em all now, guys. Thanks much. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Nomad walks into a bar.
Bartender whispers to the waitress: Hide all the globes. It's a quiet Tuesday night and I wanna keep it that way.
BADecker walks into the same bar moments later.
Waitress to bartender: All bets are off. That dude just walked in with his own globe.
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wats 9 plus 10?
19 you fucking idiot
Is that in Base Flat-earth or some other perspective? |
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Those two will work, guys. Thanks. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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I don't see it either, thus a fine submission, bud. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
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Not only is Earth my left testicle, but NASA is sending a probe to explore my right testicle for future colonization once they figure out how it'll survive passing throught the Van Allen Taint bordering my anus.
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Two more fine suggestions. Adding 'em now, guys. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Thanks again, guys. Adding 'em now. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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The first thing to do is plan.Plan on how to do money plan on what are thr things that you want to accomplish.The next thing to do is act,act those things that you have planned and also pray for God's guidance so that you will be guided and be successful.
 "Not only will Jim's suit one day come back in fashion,
but in a future life I will pen a joke on the BCT forum.
Oh, and please don't litter." |
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Which begs the question: Why does a flat Earth have bumps?  |
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Not you two, again!  Are you two related? Actually, it doesn't matter. Just messin' with yous. Thanks for the submissions, guys. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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Adding now, guys, and no prob, Lu. Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) |
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