Ben moi j'ai revendu 2 fois ma mise et j'ai l'équivalent de 10 BTC donc je suis largement gagnant

A possible polished English version:

"Hearing a great joke is like being served a fine meal, at times, it can leave you feeling really satisfied. While dining out one night, a friend of mine told me that he had once encountered an unfortunate man of diminished mental capability, commonly referred to in the vernacular as a "bonehead," saying, "You, Sir, appear to be very sad. May I ask you what's the matter?" The man responded, "I'm not sad, just very much in love." My friend retorted, "Then shouldn't you be happy?" The man turned and said, "The problem I fear is that I'm in way too deep." My friend inquired, "So?" The man, appearing to be embarrassed, said, "I can't swim."

..and here's where the translation breaks down. I don't know what you mean by "she pushed me up down, oneself ran!" It doesn't make any sense in English. So I tried to spiff it up for you; even so, the joke is only slightly amusing in English without knowing the rest of the translation.

I could not imagine there are still someone didn't know that WWE is just like a movie that there  are own a script to follow.. do you think people who are inside of the fight you seen any blood when they are fighting?
For me all of them are fake so if  there is a site are offering WWE its crazy better to stay away.

I came across several threads on the forums about bitcoin as their source of income, people leaving their day jobs just to focus on campaigns here in the forum.

Why most of the people in the forum sees bitcoin as currency that you need to spend everyday? On my opinion at this point of time for bitcoin it is better to consider it as an asset, an investment that if you keep it there is a big chance that your investment will grow. Think of its future potential, at this time each coin cost $5600+ when maybe about 100 million people who is using it. imagine what will the price be if 1 billion people uses it in the future how much will the price be? And this also applies to alt coins. As much as possible keep you coins and wait for the price to boom.

There's a few different perspectives on this. The doomsday scenarios of a permanent Bitcoin split because of 2X is becoming less likely. With Coinbase giving it a separate name and ticker symbol (and others likely to follow), the NYA is a lot less of a threat now.

Having said that, there is a new scenario to consider, and one which Bitcoin Cash has already affected: if these forks are seen as legitimate versions of Bitcoin in the public eye -- even if they don't share the ticker -- then we are effectively quadrupling the supply to laymen. In effect, this means that new investors are investing money into BCH or BTG or B2X when months ago, all that money would have gone into Bitcoin. I wonder how much lower the BTC price is as a result of all this dilution of investment.