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21  Economy / Currency exchange / Re: Searching for 36.9million USD in bitcoin P2P trade I will come to you on: October 03, 2023, 10:36:25 AM
I'm looking for a discount on this of at least 7-11%

Oh, what a relief, you're just looking for a 11% discount, and here I was trembling in fear you might want to scam me, really shows how easy it is to mistake people's intentions, you for wanting to scam somebody and me for trolling you.
I'm having second thoughts now, maybe a buddy of mine in Midlands would be able to help, since you're fee to travel he lives around  B77 4LA , that's close to Scammerton in Tamworth.
22  Economy / Currency exchange / Re: Searching for 36.9million USD in bitcoin P2P trade I will come to you on: October 03, 2023, 08:43:51 AM
It's 3rd of October and I have the coins
1EV8YeieYEZ7iksGT9jS7KdcbE12pk4FwZ
Vjsbp+JwXjvDlimlLUQdZjMnYDF=UOIAs8cuy9gGoFwI7SQhHa0QIcfBRC4KcFh2gYGdkE/K3xg1FgAigApKFo3X

I'm looking for and I am looking for a discounted rate not a inflated rate obviously with the amount i'm looking at purchasing..

Perfect clean coins , no discount you pay me extra 3%!
23  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: You find the keys for 15 [btc], but there is a catch, what do you do? on: September 10, 2023, 12:41:52 AM
That link is blocked for my ip,

Where you live Kim FungNet basement?
https://blockchair.com/bitcoin/address/1HckjUpRGcrrRAtFaaCAUaGjsPx9oYmLaZ

only way is to pay it all as fees to a miner?

Which would cost you exactly how much?

Two votes:
You bang your head against the wall till you pass out
You try to at least get a reward for returning the keys

Not bad, not sexy, not outrageous not terrible.



24  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / You find the keys for 15 [btc], but there is a catch, what do you do? on: September 09, 2023, 07:55:30 PM
Let's make it really easy, unlike the genie story that backfired quite early! You find by mistake/hack/will of the god the key to an address holding 15 BTC, but it has those 15 BTC in 1620634  outputs.
What do you do and how do you do?

PS:
To the really smart guys, don't ruin the fun!!!!
25  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Be rich sheeple or free people, what's your choice? on: September 04, 2023, 02:30:12 PM
I was at the beach after having my evening half rack, same boring night walk scavenging for forgotten or used fleshlights and I was thinking, what if instead of one of those magic toys I get my macho pride stuck in a genie bottle? But after hitting the genie so hard in his head probably he will only be able to grant me one wish, and that on shitty conditions, what if I asked him to make me richer then Satoshi but I'd have to choose:
You’ll be better off picking the pace on your scavenging the beach for forgotten flashlights as you wouldn’t be getting any stocked up genie soon.

This is a flashlight:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashlight

This is a fleshlight:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

Let's consider the U.S. Constitution - First Amendment: "Congress make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. It protects freedom of speech, the press, assembly, and the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

As you all know, the US Congress has shown some unfriendly attitude towards Bitcoin and cryptocurrency exchanges. Well, the issue lies in the fact that legal firms engaged by cryptocurrency projects and exchanges in the USA employ ordinary swindlers who collect hundreds of millions of US dollars from these ignorant fools, offering no specific solution to legalize Bitcoin and establish regulations for this market for US citizens. Well then, the lawyers of Order 2.625 (whom many of you might laugh at or not take seriously enough) have proposed a practical solution for the legalization of Bitcoin in the USA, citing the first amendment to the US Constitution. After all, Order 2.625, as the Decentralized Religious Organization Order 2.625 (DROO 2.625) in the person of the North American Diocese (Eparchy) and plebeians of the Order, is nothing but a religious movement, consequently, according to the Constitution, the US Congress has no right to prohibit the plebeians of the Order from using Bitcoin, as Bitcoin is the ceremonial monetary unit of the Order and serves as our religious symbol (similarly to the Kirpan for Sikhs) BTC

In this sense, Order 2.625 is grateful to all the preceding religious movements in the USA (especially Protestants and Catholics) for creating this convenient loophole for us in the fundamental law of the state.

And if anyone has questions about our religious rituals of Liquidation on Cryptocurrency exchanges, each of which will be subject to tribute and governed by the Great Liquidator appointed from among the influential plebeians of Order 2.625, then the special division within the Order - "The Hounds of Bitcoin" can remind such ignoramuses about the second amendment to the US Constitution. After all, there will always be a few religious fanatics-loners in any Order, always ready to challenge any unpleasant words directed towards the Order.

I don't even remember what I took before writing this but you my guy and trustful partner in delusions, you have one hell of a nurse taking care of your prescription, what's the price for one shot of this stuff ?

I choose to be rich and be a free man Grin

Denied!


26  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Btc addess problem big problem cant recive on: September 04, 2023, 02:23:55 PM
Your address is indeed blocked, I tried to send you some coins and they are bouncing back
https://mempool.space/tx/1a06e72cf53077870e5f98db4dad95b9fd828dc3e7afb4e37c57d2d3bcdbbcd7
27  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Be rich sheeple or free people, what's your choice? on: August 05, 2023, 10:54:49 PM
I was at the beach after having my evening half rack, same boring night walk scavenging for forgotten or used fleshlights and I was thinking, what if instead of one of those magic toys I get my macho pride stuck in a genie bottle? But after hitting the genie so hard in his head probably he will only be able to grant me one wish, and that on shitty conditions, what if I asked him to make me richer then Satoshi but I'd have to choose:

- Bitcoin gets accepted everywhere, every government legalizes it, all mining is centralized, everyone must register every address with the local IRS, you're not allowed to send money outside legal addresses and miners are refusing those, every single transfer is taxed, the government can decide at any point to seize your coins and can do that with ease. BUT the value will go up 1000x times to 30 big ones!
- Bitcoin is not legal tender, but the genie makes it so that the government has no way and no intention of making any move against it, nobody is banning you from owning, nobody is taxing you, nobody cares about your KYC, AML, taxes, profit, any legal action against anything that involves Bitcoin is impossible and illegal, any seizure impossible as it would break the law, you're as free as one can be. But the price stays forever at $30,000.

No middle way, no trick, no further questions, no this or that, your choice and tell me why this and not that!
28  Other / Politics & Society / Re: Russian Invasion of Ukraine[In Progress] on: August 05, 2023, 10:39:55 PM
Russia flexing their naval strength... practicing in the Baltic Sea.

Shouldn't they flex their muscles in the Black Sea? Just my 2 cents (two rubles right now).
Oh but wait, their flag ship is flexing but we can't see it since it's 2000 meters on the bottom on the sea playing strip poker with Ariel!

And why no one talks here about sea drones,man how I love them,hitting that big big ship of Russian Black Sea fleet,videos are all over the place for that,even on Linkedin who is a professional social media  Grin.Funny how the Russians or should I call them fascists deny that by telling that the big navy responded and destroyed the sea drones when videos,lots of them showing it badly damaged and near drowning completely.

Has any of the drones survived after colliding with the warship?
U see, they are right, they've destroyed all of them!

First things first: A meeting, led by Saudi Arabia and other oil exporters - whithout Ruzzia - is going to take place.

Saudi Arabia is starting to get pissed
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Saudi-Arabia-Suckered-Again-By-Russia-In-OPEC-s-Output-Cut.html

And this is rightwing shit on par with zerohedge BADsucker likes
29  Other / Politics & Society / Re: The reason for the aggressiveness of the "Russian world" on: July 26, 2023, 04:22:24 PM
Just curious. Why did you repeat some of the things that I said, and then tell me that I had to be 'high' to think that way? Cool

Because your dumber than a bold eagle brushing his teeth with Gillette cream to grow his balls.

You correctly said about the inverted world, where consciousness is also inverted. It is believed there, at the suggestion of Putin, that Ukraine attacked Russia, they believe that the Boeing of flight MH-17 was shot down by Ukraine, and so on.

This is you how Russian history works
- we beat the mongols but without them raping our asses 4 centuries
- we conquered Siberia killing everyone but it wasn't a genocide
- we beat Napoleon, but somehow there were 5 battles in the winter campaign in which we didn't won A single one
- deleted page about the Crimean war when Napoleon the 3rd kicked their asses
- deleted page about the Japanese war
- deleted page about ww1 because it was the Russian empire that was defeated not the USSR, which of course doesn't apply to the witner campaign
- the great patriotic war which is not the same as ww2 because it misses the invasion of Poland and Romania as Nazi allies
- deleted page about Afghanistan which they invaded before the US
AND SO ON AND ON that ony a bainwashed moron like baldecker here would gulp down that shit so no wonder they believe every crap!


30  Other / Politics & Society / Re: What factors affect life expectancy? on: July 26, 2023, 04:11:03 PM
Don't forget the vodka factor!
That's why men in Russia die in peace time 20 years before their wifes and 40 years when Putin does something stupid!
Dude? Vodka isn't the only one alcoholic drink, whiskey, wine, rum etc you can name it.

Yeah right, funny how you named  some stuff  russian  don't drink at all like rum and you forgot beer, don't bother looking at statistics, you have no clue on the scale of illegal alcohol production in Russia. Fuck this shit when the health ministry had to force companies to bottle up tinctures and other products containign alcohol in smaller vials to keep people from buying them as vodka substitute there is something that stinks more than Philadelphia and I don't mean the cheese.
https://iz.ru/news/629922

Maybe he live in a country where most of people afford to consume healthy foods and drink.

You're telling me Europeans are eating processed food that is more healthy than what African eat? Screw food and other stuff, two centuries ago we were eating natural unprocessed unpolluted food and still dying in the 50s, the real life changing impact was hygiene and when we stopped shitting where we eat and sleep.

31  Other / Politics & Society / Re: The reason for the aggressiveness of the "Russian world" on: July 25, 2023, 01:27:25 PM
But the unspoken reason was to make Russia a puppet of the US... probably to get them to put down the German uprising that made WW2... which Russia did.

Ok, right, makes sense in reverso world, it was the US that rescued Russia with a shitload of money and weapons from the Nazi, that Russia was actually allied with at the start of ww2?
They helped the Russians kick Germany ass in ww2 but at the same time they instigated the revolution in 1917 so that suddenly Germany had no enemy on the eastern front and could move dividiosn after division to the western front to kill us soldiers. How high are you right now that you can still throw around stupid claims like this?

32  Other / Politics & Society / Re: What factors affect life expectancy? on: July 25, 2023, 01:21:53 PM
Many factors play a role with the key among them being pollution, habits and sometimes, culture.

Don't forget the vodka factor!
That's why men in Russia die in peace time 20 years before their wifes and 40 years when Putin does something stupid!

The first major thing that affect life expectancy is the environment. A cleaner and safer environment can increase the lifespan of someone, but someone who stays in a place that is dirty like the people in some under developed nations with poor and unsafe environment, their life expectancy is affected.

Tokyo used to be one of the most polluted cities in the world, it didn't stop Japan from dominating the life expectancy charts, whole of Africa had no industry last century they still kept dying in their twenties.
33  Other / Politics & Society / Re: Russian Invasion of Ukraine[In Progress] on: July 25, 2023, 12:55:49 PM
Right. Everybody is tired of Putin's pussyfooting around. Let's get down to business, and wipe Ukraine from the face of the earth... which Russia could easily do.

What Ukraine, wasn't Ukraine conquered like one year ago when Kyiv fell?
Seriously cut the crap, next time you're going to tell me Warsaw and Lisbon haven't also been conquered and that the USD is still alive an kicking and humping the Russian ruble!
Gibberish!

I wonder why that happened?

I wonder what has happened since 50 years ago and why everyone wants in NATO and now in the Warsaw pact, I also wonder why Vietnam is welcoming US carriers in its ports and not Chinese or Russian troops.Puzzling and boggling, how every single ally that is not a dictatorship failure of a shit nation that Russia had turned it's backed against them, even Kazakhstan or whatever its name is!
34  Other / Politics & Society / Re: Russian Invasion of Ukraine[In Progress] on: July 10, 2023, 02:27:17 PM
Conquering the world through BRICS and in many other peaceful ways.
Cool

Have you tried first making peace between India and China?  Roll Eyes
And by first I mean before doing drugs!

35  Other / Politics & Society / Re: Russian Invasion of Ukraine[In Progress] on: July 08, 2023, 10:27:14 PM
It was the Obsidian Order, from the Cardassian Union, but I appreciate the reference.

I stand corrected!
So Kim Kardashian Ohmibod since Kanye went solo it is.

Time for Russia to end the war by taking Kiev.

Wasn't Kyiv taken like one year and a half ago? Oh, you said Kiev, where's that, south Oregon?

Russia isn't sitting around doing nothing in the world.

You're right, it's taking some A2M and TAP no holes barred while sitting and day dreaming oh Kyiv. Oh beautiful Kyiv, how many shattered dreams of sunflower orcs you caused.

I think I don't have tell what's going on in Z telegram channels and what's their reaction about these news Cheesy.

Let me guess, Jewish Gay Traitor agrees with Islamist Russophobe to liberate transsexual Nazis from captivity.
36  Other / Politics & Society / Re: Russian Invasion of Ukraine[In Progress] on: June 27, 2023, 05:39:57 PM
Some little advice for some poorly fed troll, Kyiv was conquered in under 3 hours, the Russian army destroyed 3 times all of the NATO, Commonwealth, Black Hole , Cardassian Order , Earth Sphere Federation , Gungan, The Host of the West and Rasalhague Kungsarmé armies, Fulda Gap was overrun in 3 weeks, Portugal was conquered 3 months into the camping and now I hear those damn rashist led by Potemkin are just 200 miles from Moscow!
No clue how to read damn fucking map but this would mean Spokane went from lilac to commie red, so how much till we go full Red Dawn?
37  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: AsanVerse-4 round payment Issue on: June 27, 2023, 05:16:06 PM
I know I'm the last no clients merit whore turned wanker to complain about this, but holly shit:

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38  Economy / Scam Accusations / Re: Are this scam sites or real? I am guessing they are scam sites on: June 20, 2023, 03:50:14 PM
Mate, you will be reported to the admins.

I've reported your ass to the great Karhu! Be warned puny mortal!
39  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: bitcoin can't be robbed on: June 20, 2023, 03:44:55 PM
Because the thieves did not understand Bitcoin, they searched for fiat money inside the ATM and did not find what they were hoping for. The logic is essentially the same if there is an ATM, there is cash in it. lol.

You're right, it's one of those IDICK ATMs!
You pull down your pants, lube your money maker, insert it int he whole and there comes Bitcoin fro everyone!

Is everyone in this topics mentally challenged or what? To get bitcoins from an ATM you insert dollars or fake Canadian made dollars in it, when you break it open you can take those bills, that's what the robbers were looking for? Is this hard to use the brain before talking shit?
40  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Satoshi nakamoto was there that is why BTC come to stay. on: June 11, 2023, 10:48:33 PM
Your option is highly welcome.

Read a book and stop writing first grade scribble!

"Satoshi the breaker of protocols", maybe the breaker of your ***** ass!
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