Dude I'm sorry. But nobody is gonna trust a Newbie requesting money. People get robbed like this all of the time.

I will not claim to be a "phenomenal" or "perfect" writer, but I get the job finished in a timely manner. My work is guaranteed to be cheap as well as good-quality. PM me or reply if you're interested. I would be happy to write you an article for verification free of charge if you are interested in my services.

I am willing to do a broad range of any miscellaneous tasks needed. I'm capable of the following and can do others if asked. It won't hurt to ask.  

-I can give you my services as a homework helper. No, I won't write out an entire 20-page reseach essay for your university assignment. I will, however, peer review and revise your work for a potentially improved grade.
-Provide a download link and tutorial for network security testing software to legally test your network for susceptibility to DDoS attacks
-Provide you with anything you may need to access the Dark Net safely
-Help you select components for a computer from scratch
-Select 3D printing hardware and software for you
-Find certain CAD files for 3D printing (including the famous "liberator")
-Write articles for any form of guide, website, or other public forum
-Give you a guide to anonymous and fast torrenting and downloading

Requests are welcome and cost is negotiable.

I've been extremely busy with final exams at school, but now they're finished. I am offering my services as a writer and am extremely cheap.

The grammar skills you read here are what you will be paying for. I'm not the best writer in the world, nor do I claim to be. I am an average writer who works at a cheaper rate than just about anyone else on this site.

My rate varies on a case-by-case basis. But as a general estimate, you can use .03 BTC/500 words.

If you have the extra money to spend, I honestly recommend you go to Lucky-House-Writing. Their quality is superior but at a much steeper price. The decision belongs to you, though.

My prices are negotiable. If you can accomadate me as a steady writer, your price will also be lowered.

-Chris

EDIT:

I am the primary writer of http://www.cryptothrone.com/ Many of the articles written there are mine. There are more articles pending to be published, so check back every once in a while. I've also written my first article on http://www.coinsource.com/ Mine is the one on XCurrency's recent and future plans/announcements.

I received my copy of Counter Strike: Global Offensive relatively quickly and with minimal effort. I highly recommend.

Is this opportunity still available? I would be glad to write for .04-.05 BTC/article which converts to $20-$25/article (edited by English expert: user "Ranlo"). PM me or e-mail me at phooshy123@gmail.com Let's see if we can work something out.

Where in the US are you located? I may buy a U1 for .03 BTC. I can't afford .035 though.

Let's review:

I'm a writer. My services are comparably cheaper than many other writers on this board. I offer services as a writer for your blog, tutorial website, news website or whatever other reason you need an article for. I offer two main packages; each package has its own rate.

1. Article written by me @ .025 BTC/750 words
This option combines mid-quality and low-pricing.

2. Article written by me and proofread/edited by Ranlo @ .05 BTC/750 words
This option combines HIGH-quality and mid-pricing. (Proceeds go 50/50 split between the two of us)

If you've read any previous posts by writers than you'll have seen their rates are much higher than mine. If you opt for the option edited by Ranlo, then you'll be receiving an even better bang-for-your-buck. The rate for the edited option is lower than it needs to be; it's a very good deal.

Ok. 

I'll e-mail you any work you can edit. I'll only send it to you if my asking price is .04 BTC or above. Otherwise I feel it's a waste of your time to edit for such a low price. PM me your e-mail, and I'll e-mail you any work I'm finished with. Also PM me your Bitcoin wallet address so I can send you the Bitcoins I'll owe you when you finish.

Actually, I feel that if you're editing we could charge more. Instead of .025 BTC/500-750 words, I could bump up the charge to somewhere between .035 and .05

Ranlo, I think that you could get half of the charge for what you edit. So it's basically a 50/50 split. Is that ok?

No, Ranlo. I would be delighted to have you edit the...whatever he wants me to write. I think he wanted blog posts. PM, e-mail, or reply with how much you would charge to edit.

lol I literally spat my drink all over my monitor!

My rates are flexible. Make me an offer. [0.025 BTC/500-750 words] is what I'll usually take. This is probably the lowest rate you'll find.

E-mail me at phooshy123@gmail.com

Best luck to you, too.

You know what? I actually see some merit to your side of the argument. It's crystal clear that you have more knowledge of the English language and its usage. I won't deny that. My usage of the word "phenomenal", rather than a more suitable word, was inappropriate. A better fitting term would be...acceptable. Clearly I'm not a phenomenal writer as seen in my comments. Regardless, I am a CHEAP writer. You would obviously charge a much higher rate than me. I won't deny I'm not all that great. Please understand I wasn't trying to lie and hope for better business. I was merely using hyperbolic language to boost my advertising. I will admit defeat here and will edit my original post to a more fitting advertisement.

Instead of bashing me for a few comma splices, perhaps you could be a little more courteous. That was the biggest asshole-ish comment I've ever seen in my life. It was my mistake for misspelling the word "phenomenal". You don't need to step it up to the next level. I see that you are a writer as well and would be glad to take my business elsewhere. You could have just asked. And just so you know, my iPad auto corrected the word. When I went back to check the spelling, a small dialogue box popped up above the word. I now know that box had the function to revert the word back to the previous form. At the time, I thought the box was some other function of manual correcting. And when I said my english was good, I meant that I'm a Senior in high school with a 98 in AP English 4. So, I'm sorry for " stepping on your turf". But meaningless insults are just rude and reflect poorly on yourself.

Let's Review:

I'm a writer. My services are comparably cheaper than many other writers on this board. I offer services as a writer for your blog, tutorial website, news website or whatever other reason you need an article for. I offer two main packages; each package has its own rate.

1. Article written by me @ .025 BTC/750 words
This option combines mid-quality and low-pricing.

2. Article written by me and proofread/edited by Ranlo @ .05 BTC/750 words
This option combines HIGH-quality and mid-pricing. (Proceeds go 50/50 split between the two of us)

If you've read any previous posts by writers than you'll have seen their rates are much higher than mine. If you opt for the option edited by Ranlo, then you'll be receiving an even better bang-for-your-buck. The rate for the edited option is lower than it needs to be; it's a very good deal.

Prices are negotiable if I deem the situation fit.

I'd be glad to write some articles on Raspberry Pi. Unfortunately, I'm still a Newbie. Do you think we can work something out? I'm a decent writer and will work at the proposed rates.

How did you get them to work with your Raspberry Pi? I might be interested in buying 1 or 2 for mine.

I'm selling a $15 iTunes Gift Card for .03 BTC.
I'm also selling a 1 year Microsoft OneDrive cloud storage subscription of 100GB. (.01 BTC)

I can negotiate prices if needed.

I have a USB 3D sound card for sale at 0.03 BTC (shipping included).