"Trolls" - "Invisibility" - "Ring" signature's.
You sound like a bunch of LOTR wankers.

Seriously what were you planning on buying with these coins if you need this much anonymity?
C'mon be honest now. You just want to pretend your a "badass". So much so you will even become delusional to the point the NSA wants to track you right.
But with Darkcoins cloak of invisibility and your naivety powers combined. Its form of - Ta Da - Surfing Superhero!
lol, lol, lol, Grow up!

Ever heard of a BTC atm that prints a paper wallet, a thumbdrive btc wallet, an internet café, and a hat with a  matching pair of cheap sunglasses?

That's right not "badass enough", is it? And also means you would have to get off the couch.  


This is all just B.S. hype for dumb investors!
But carry on your sales gimmicks.
Munch munch!