Waiting on TechCruch to write the article, they already interviewed us, I was trying to organize everything better before I took the project public, the 1337 Mushroom contract and database is rather hefty, so before they used their image, I wanted to make sure everything was all in order as not to disturb their sites or ours, mass press = basically server wasn't ready to handle the volume, servers right now are in Chicago. Much more advanced and load distribution worthy now. I'll be finalizing the Co Location API for the 1337 Mushroom and installing the electrical and network grid to support everyone's equipment and then it's self service lock-boxes for your bitcoin mining equipment from that point forward.

The goal is to provide centralized co location and a place where people can help build Bitcoin. It's a theater of those who wish to nourish their dreams.   The property owner is looking to advance Bitcoin infrastructure.

BTC 1337 Mushroom Operations Team BTC  





So basically, we have been working on upgrading the fiber connectivity for quite a long time and I feel like it's as good as time as ever to release the information on the 1337 Mushroom.


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1337 Mushroom is the largest limestone mine turned into a data center ever, the buildings outside the mines are just administration and operations center buildings.

There used to be a mushroom factory located in the first few rooms inside the mine, after that it was turned into a data center and we have worked here building the facility for quite a long time.

The facility will house optical transponders and a massive DDOS protected computing grid for some already existing investors and large telecom customers that have pledged corporate finance to build the structure.

It will be the premier hardware and Supermicro on point data center in the world, we are building a Olympic sized swimming pool inside and we have been laying concrete for each individual investors equipment.

So far we have concreted 24 rooms available for co locations and the stagnant temperature inside the 1337 Mushroom is a solid 51 degrees year round, eliminating the need for air conditioning.

Once the fiber installation is completed the miners will have carrier grade OC-192 + connections and we have a dedicated cell tower on the mountain adjacent to our location giving us WiMax existing capabilities.

All taxation on the 1337 Mushroom Property Management company is in full compliance with the US Federal Government and taxation on the property and infrastructure is tracked in real time.

1337 Mushroom will have a energy system that actually increases your payouts, it runs on 100% Green Renewable Energy, which means that you never have to worry where the power comes from.

1337 Mushroom will offer a 1 stop shop co location service for any bitcoin miner that you want to locate there, you can conveniently check your bitcoin miners in and always come back and pick them up whenever you want.

The facility on the inside is a whopping 2.2 million cubic square feet, which means you can get lost in the mine, literally, please be very careful and cautious when viewing the mine, once our construction is complete tours will be conducted during the day with guards patrolling the facility.

1337 Mushroom is a fully redundant cloud server storage super computer that is full expandable based on need.

The facility allows the user to remotely 1 click deploy over 250 different Linux and Windows operating systems in real time and start using them immediately after purchase with Bitcoin.







Investors:

NASA
Dell
SuperMicro
Lockheed Martin
Google
Level 3
Suntrust
Walt Disney
Other Existing US Data Center Partners
US Federal Government
Russian Federal Government
Netherlands Military Services
Bunch of 3 letter agencies essentially
Plus MANY many others, this is just too in depth.


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So from the looks of current world politics and financial systems and their imminent failures, I had not not seen JR Bob Dobbs for quite some time. Last night I awoke to some extremely loud noises in the garage and I knew JR Bob Dobbs was out there doing something. So I walked out there and the garage was all lit up blue. Looks like JR Bob Dobbs was trying to buy a bunch of generators or something from what I can tell. I cannot really figure out exactly what he's doing in here but he keeps disappearing before I can ask him any questions.



He did leave another note it says something about him trying to figure out the formulated equation that Craig Wright arrived at that made him think that Copyrighting Copylefted software was even rationally possible and of course for JR Bob Dobbs if he was trying to figure out a formula like that .... wouldn't be here so I'm pretty sure the picture of the middle finger stenciled in was his completed equation.



He left another note and said he wasn't going to start printing his own money or something. He had it already organized in the laminate.

A new development in the land of the spaghetti monsters, an intellectual property has been handed down from Satoshi to JR himself and he requested that I represent his historical masterpieces.




JR says he has acquired a masterpiece of a revelation that's going to send Bitcoins price and volume back to a level of complete and total insanity with developments in the private equity super pac of the 7th or 8th dimensional beings.



JR was talking a lot about something crazy as usual as crazy is the only way to be sane.

Celebrating another year of life at Church of the Flying SubGenius Spaghetti Monster.  Tis the holiday.

THE MOST EPIC CRYPTO JOURNEY OF A LIFE TIME

First off, JR Bob Dobbs is not one for vendor pitches, so he won’t go there, he’s not trying to sell anything here.
He’s literally just trying to keep records of everything so he can embark on his journeys with the least amount of anonymity sacrificed.
He’s been involved with BTC since late 2008.

He is currently working on and has been able to connect to some huge projects.
He’s been mining countless pools. He’s turned a few heads with some pretty crazy objects. BTC is climbing, and for good reason.
He hates to be snarky, but there has been put forth a massive remittance system for Bitcoin from the avenues of Research and Development for some ridiculously large wall street companies worth billions and billions. JR Bob Dobbs and his company being one of them.


That being said he is drowning in a few million dollars in BTC trades all of which stays nestled safely inside his television set in the fifth and sixth dimensions. The price will no doubt continue to rise. He will attempt to complete as many trades before he retires to the 8th and 9th dimensions.

He is currently ramping quite a few huge private equity players into the Bitcoin market place.
Once he is done with the remittance system, the price of BitCoin will literally surge from his own hands and work as he works to finish building at least a few billion in set aside contracts for the manufacturing of custom equipment for nonexistent shadow government.


THE SAGA
JR Bob Dobbs literally amassed a giant super computer in my garage in which JR Bob Dobbs frequently visits.
Bob borrowed some in the short game and he fell short on repaying, but fully intends to repay, and the future will be a testament to his work. He will have successfully decentralized over a million USD worth of equity for BTC and repaid all of his investors double.

Now with all of that information out of the way, JR Bob Dobbs would like to formally start this little party we are about to partake in with our minds.

JR himself started trading at a very young age, he knew that he had to make money because everything in the Information Technology world cost a shit load of money and JR Bob Dobbs knew that Cisco Nexus switches were not cheap. His father taught him at a young age that optical transmission was the future and that it costs a lot of money so better fix YOUR WALLET. BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS 146 GRAND A SWITCH.

Anyway, JR Bob Dobbs was instructed to build the largest underground military base in the world.

He was instructed that essentially he was to build it in the middle of bum fuck Kentucky, right smack dab in the middle of a bunch of gun toting rebel flag flying Jesuit dipshits worshiping a massive wooden ark their governor gave massive tax breaks while creating the laughing stock of the entire educated world.

JR Bob Dobbs knew the governor of Kentucky was a complete moron and had to be even more pissed off when JR himself was attempting to build a massive nuclear reactor to power his underground military base in eastern Kentucky.

Once IBM learned of such an opportunity to conduct business with JR Bob Dobbs and his massive underground military base in eastern Kentucky, and the possibilities of eco expanding their massive aging data centers they realized that they simply must do it in BTC.

The underground military base looked something like a tragedy really, all 2 million USD worth of blasted limestone essentially finished, with conduits placed inside of bomb proof concrete layers underneath the building of multiple massive concrete buildings with steel pillars holding up their half constructed frames. JR Bob Dobbs knew that one day his military facility would house the largest BitCoin mine in the history of the planet.


JR Bob Dobbs had daily run ins with bankers that tried to steal from his base employees, and all of his customers. For many years he attempted to process large volumes in credit cards to build all kinds of questionable industrial equipment, such as but not limited to… drones, space craft, tracking systems, spy equipment, orbital cameras, nuclear equipment, underwater submarines, spy satellites, etc

There were certain people in power of the financial system that wanted to constrain his projects and ambitions with the constraint of theft by deception.

JR Bob Dobbs put out a famous press release you see, and because of this press release a massive spark in the world decided that they were done with these blood sucking world enslaving bankers and thus they built something the bankers could never touch.

Bob simply asks in the midst of the commotion what year is this world?

No one replies obviously because Bob himself is a paranoid delusional schizophrenic and of course he was talking to himself.

He then teleports to Jamie Dimons closet, and inside Jamie Dimons closet he can barely fit with all the paper that Jamie keeps in his closet with blood entrenched dead presidents backed by Bernanke's dynasty of lies.

Bob knows that Jamie is just like Bernanke, living in a house of cards that they built on the backs of other people and other nations.

The 3rd dimensional system of finance that enslaves the world is now instantly boring, so obviously Bob needs a quickie to stop these people from populating the generations minds with mental slavery.

He teleports quick this time to David Marcus’s office at Facebook where he is now Mark Zuckerburgs full time bitch. He assumed the bitch position because he decided to embark on a journey that would land his former company and remittance system into a spiraling explosive crash.

See, what he did is he decided to create a massive holding system on others peoples money to amass a bunch of hedge fund operators that run a bunch of sister companies to his such as Stripe, Venmo, Braintree Payment Services... etc…

This epic crash that sparked international controversy was called Zepeda vs PayPal.

The judge on the case at the lawsuit was aware of David Marcus and his bullshit hedge fund operations on the backs of “held” money. Because of this, obviously intelligence had to be gathered and presented to the now flaming out of control PayPal which was now a headless chicken.

But what the Judge didn’t know was that the "fuckery" was about to get a whole lot worse.

Because soon he would find out that PayPal and their obviously corrupt remittance system was literally financially blockading international customers of the United Nations even. They were literally destroying international businesses by stealing even larger sums of capital than the lawsuit was even worth at the time.

One of the thefts was from another massive underground United Nations military base in The Netherlands, Bob had already teleported there multiple times so everything was good there.

JR Bob Dobbs didn’t really want to hang around at Facebook that long because he knew the Zuck would not be very happy with the decisions of his newly appointed messenger.
So JR Dobbs teleported back to his base, and he was essentially going to try and imagine a few nexus switches and optical transponders into existence. So that the data center would be connected not just with massive Wimax Cellular Yagi Antennas, but also with optical carrier grade fiber.

This saga is missing at least 789 pages but this was all I could confiscate from the book that JR Bob Dobbs disappeared with last month no doubt heading to the 7th dimension.

I was however able to gather some details about Bobs plan for the military base he said he was going to build.

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I knew this was coming, and so did the people who wrote the API.

This is what they are doing, they are turning into PayPal so they can try and "regulate".

What about business owners? When the business man gets screwed over it can directly effect hundreds of people. (Payroll)

Coinbase is still not as safe as Electrum. No web exchange is.

Electrum is core API financial transaction transmission.

Then I can just chill in OTC and take care of customers for the next 10 years.

Stupid exchanges, kill yourselves. I have all my ducks in a row and I'll be damned if another mother fucker steals from my customers.

That was 30 days ago now I'm owed over 2900 payments on BTCJam.

On that same day I wrote:

You more or less kick started a system that was hidden for years because it was almost impossible for me to operate inside the parameters of bankers who thought that it was okay to just take my customers money and hold it over my head and then my customers are wondering where their computers are. So of course I take the fall and all the bad press hates me but in reality the people who orchestrated that are in the bankers who operate merchant services such as Chase payment tech that try to sit on my money but in reality it's not even my money it's the customers money.

859.410.9229
Brad Burns
ZIO INC.

On Feb 1, 2015, at 11:05 PM, Brad Burns

It's actually hilarious that I predicted this almost 30 days ago.

Fortunately that's why we have Electrum.

As of right now I could just live on OTC for the rest of my life and I plan on doing so.

I wrote an email to my commanding officer this is what it looks like:

I'm getting really paranoid with all these web wallets, they are trying to turn into PayPal. My goal is to use this building as a BitCoin bank and the ensure the highest amount of security on the building that is only accessible by biometric and every inch of the building is covered by cameras and ADT is installed on every door including the loading door. ($1000) I have moved all the servers I have collected to the warehouse, and I have quite a bit of S4's (32) plugged in, and I have all my servers from Department of Defense purchase ($283,400) I did as you requested and opened a QuickBooks account for the business and I am paying a QuickBooks accountant to install all the plugins that are necessary to operate the best books possible. ($500) I also got rid of all the S3+'s,  ($2000) and reinvested all of that money so my account on BTCJam is owed 792 payments. Not sure exactly what that amount is yet..

I have a Level 3 communications contractor installing fiber into the building and it's already wired for it all they have to do is patch it in. Time Warner is already running our connection now. After Level 3 Communications installs the fiber, I can run my web hosting company receivables out of here as well and that's going to make at least 20,000 USD a month. My website that is running right now is a skeleton website, it isn't connected to any database server and it's a super old version from 2011. If I could get some kind of business loan right now to deploy my new website, and the website I have been working on for the FBI. I could create a massive amount of revenue for this location. I have military stationed here 24/7 and the United States Postal Service works here. I have other trained personnel that could help establish equity portfolios as well, but I would need to invest in transportation for my mechanic friends. ($2000-$4000)

Your thoughts are greatly appreciated, I have 45 something tracking numbers right now.
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Funny I had an ex girlfriend that used that handle. i'm not about to go into some incredibly long detail on why Jews are fucking retards politically and religiously but I believe that all religions are bullshit so if you wanted to discuss that topic we could discuss it somewhere else outside of this forum.

Jews are not a race and thanks for the free pay per view. You're just a dip shit on this forum talking about shit that already come to past. I'm a core application programming interface developer for Lockheed Martin. Know whether or not you want to believe that or not I don't give a shit this is not my money it's other people's money and it has to go to the correct place in order for any business to be successful and when Jewbase does something as stupid as this it indirectly fucks over a lot of people. Those people are real and sitting in my building right now wondering where the fuck their money is.

If JewBase doesn't have this resolved by tomorrow, I'll be visiting Expedia in BTC.



My office is inside the triangle.

The triangle is located at:

747 Nebraska Ave, Vandenberg AFB, CA 93437

Attempt at running legitimate documented air force business through US based bicoin exchange Coinbase.com

End Result:

EPIC FAILURE.

It makes perfect sense,

3 days ago, my bank accounts were verified in Coinbase.com

Now, they are both gone and Coinbase has yet to give me a reason.

Armstrong, I'm coming for your bitch ass I'm about to buy the first ever gold plated baseball bat in BTC.

They deleted all my posts in their "community".

Face Dominator 2.0 reporting for duty.

About 72 hours ago, Coinbase.com Deleted My Verified Bank Account From Their System, Now both of them are gone.

They have consistently given me the run around for the last 3 days, the banned me from their chat system, they refused to answer any questions. All I get is stale supervisor reponses.

I have processed over half a million USD through CoinBase.com

I'm a Defense Logistics Agency Military Contractor, my cage is 6LOV5. I work for over 75 different federal agencies providing critical custom built infrastructure to support DoD missions.


The continued bullshit from Coinbase:

→if you ever want another smidge of BTC

→you better respond to my ticketr

Oscar: Hi there

Oscar: Looks like you've been ferociously bumping that ticket.

→Looks like I had to find other means of transferring money because you deleted a verified bank account.

Oscar: I'll see if someone can look at it. Just a heads up though, bumping your ticket like that makes it look newer. We reply to tickets from oldest to newest, so you kind of shot yourself in the foot.

→I'll shoot every one of you in both legs.

Oscar: Wow, that is super scary, and a threat of physical violence.

→Dude,

Oscar: I could probably have you arrested, but instead, I'll just ban you from chat and still be a nice guy and have your issue looked into.

→I'm a federal API programmer.

→Your code aint shit bro

→I can smell bullshit from 2000 lines away

→That's what the government pays me for.

→I'm sitting in a building that's 20,000 square feet financed by dead MI6 agents.

→I swear to fucking satan if you delete another verified bank account from my account I will raid the shit out of your building woop Armstrongs ass and take him to jail my damn self.

→I literally have a fart count and methane level of how many times he farted from a satellite that's watching everyone in your building.

They instantly deleted my comments made in their community on the subject.

Now be it as I am the man who made Dave Marcus from PayPal Mark Zuckerburgs bitch.

I demand to know one simple thing and to this point Coinbase's "Supervisors" have refused to answer it.

WHY IS MY BANK ACCOUNTS MISSING FROM COINBASE, AND WHY DID THEY NOT INFORM OF THAT THEY WERE GOING TO DELETE VERIFIED BANK ACCOUNTS.

I can play baseball with faces, this is entirely unacceptable, and for the last 3 days Coinbase has ignored me intentionally.

Remember it didn't go this far until after I went 3 days with no response.

I have the verification deposits from JewBase, I can post them if you like.

I go over and beyond to make myself as professional as possible in any type of business situation, but this guy "armstrong", what the fuck is this?

I will break every bone in his body with the largest NAS box I can find.

I talked to Yoshi, at Bitmain, he said they are almost done with the development.