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21  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: I am selling some bitcoins on eBay and accepting PayPal... on: September 18, 2011, 06:08:31 AM
Between the scammers, chargebacks, and ebay/paypal terms, it's honestly not worth it lol.
22  Economy / Marketplace / Re: Is my money safe at Mt. Gox on: September 17, 2011, 09:44:24 AM
Mt. Gox, and any site, should be used for coins you plan on exchanging within, say, a 48 hour period. It baffles me that people are using a cryptocurrency with its benefits of security and control while throwing away those very benefits by letting someone else hold their bitcoins. That's like investing all your money in gold and then storing it in your gym locker. Damn. That's a horrible analogy and I apologize. It's actually more your accountant's gym locker. Or, screw it, the trunk of his car. Yeah, it's an old VW bug where the trunk is in the front. So, if your accountant slams on his brakes, all that heavy gold of yours will go flying out into traffic. Get this, guys: in this analogy, your accountant lives in south central LA. It's a hot day, too. So hot that you could light a crack pipe off the sidewalk, so your accountant's oil-cooled engine is overheating and he had to turn on the heater, which made him dizzy and that's how he got into this mess of losing your hard-earned gold. And he's in this messy divorce, which is why he's an accountant who works out of this shitty car rather than his office, because, man, you break one wine glass out of anger and yell at the Shih Tzu to quit pissing diarrhea all over your white carpet and your soon-to-be-ex-wife has a fantastic excuse to restraining-order your ass out of town.

Anyway, our accountant nearly passes out and then he comes-to just in time to see a baby crawling across the street. Babies crawling out in traffic on hot summer days is very common in south central LA. I read it on Drudge. He swerves and slams on his brakes and your gold flies out of the trunk into--get this--the only White Pride outpost in all of LA. This place is heavily guarded with asshole skinheads. Months ago, they saw it as their mission from god to buy a building in what they determined to be the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in all the land, with all the problems of the world blamed directly on non-pale people who they were intent on battling. They recently turned their one little plot of land deep in gang-country into a spearhead for their terrible cause.

So there's your gold bars, sitting on the other side of a cyclone fence with a horde of armed, tattooed white dudes thinking that Jesus just paid them royalties and endorsed their mission. Oh, but your accountant is not a white dude. He's/she's actually a transvestite cross-dressing sudanese-american with body dysmorphic disorder, vitiligo, multiple personalities, and wearing a half-burqua (not for religious reasons, but for the fashion). Also, he's an atheist with Richard Dawkins books covering the passenger seat of the VW. The VW exterior is covered with prominant stickers touting all kinds of liberal groups: NAACP, Planned Parenthood, Earth Share, Rainbow PUSH, The Southern Poverty Law Center, Greenpeace, GLAD, World Wildlife Fund, La Raza, PETA, NARAL, The Brady Center, NOW and the ACLU. Also, there's an AARP sticker for some reason and a sticker of a T-rex eating a shark eating the Jesus fish.

Furthermore, the baby your accountant nearly hit is a Crip. (Baby Crips are a thing now. I read it on Drudge). So his li'l buddies are about to jump all over this situation. He's throwing up little tiny gang signs at the accountant, just to see if he's about to cap any gang affiliate before all hell breaks loose.

Oh man, I'd say your gold bars are as good as gone, and your accountant is in the shit as well. So, for god's sake, why did you give your gold to a VW-driving traveling accountant in south central LA? WHY? This was a terrible idea and, frankly, you deserve to lose all that money. But now, through your own stupidity, you've helped spark and fund some kind of race war. Oh man you are such a racist and I'm ashamed of you.
epic.story.
23  Economy / Marketplace / Re: Fake MtGox site on: September 17, 2011, 09:43:54 AM
I tried entering my password as gofuckyourselfasiancunt and it wouldnt log me in  Huh
rofl
24  Economy / Speculation / Re: Will we see BTC at 1$ in the next few weeks? on: September 17, 2011, 09:39:23 AM
heck to the no,
willing to bet on this?
25  Economy / Services / Re: Asian Breast Implant Pictures - From Small B to DDD. on: September 17, 2011, 09:38:46 AM
lol,wtf..
26  Economy / Services / Re: [FREE] How to Hack your Wii to play games from SD/USB on: September 17, 2011, 09:38:25 AM
Years ago. Works fine.
Yea, should still work
27  Bitcoin / Mining support / Re: Hash rate swinging a lot on: September 17, 2011, 09:36:06 AM
using guiminer opencl, temperature looks fine, it's 78-80 max on 5850 and below 70 max on 5870
Could still be wrong though
28  Bitcoin / Mining support / Re: I think my 5970 should be working harder than it is. on: September 17, 2011, 09:35:21 AM
Is it overheated at all?
29  Economy / Speculation / Re: I would say in the shorterm... on: September 17, 2011, 03:53:22 AM
a stall means lower prices to me. it says i do not want to buy btc at less then 5 and more then likely even 4.50 is too expensive.
usually tends to be the case
30  Economy / Speculation / Re: What do you think of mt. gox bid orders? on: September 17, 2011, 03:52:53 AM
Wow that totalled 61797 coins in bid orders.



Rally?
hopeful, but in reality, no
31  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Site to get bit coins-----get-bitcoin.com/ on: September 17, 2011, 03:49:17 AM
nice, thanks!
32  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: who benifit most from the btc price drop on: September 17, 2011, 03:48:30 AM
Me.  I made $37 in ~3 hours yesterday transferring my BTC to i0c, waiting for the price to go up, and then selling them.
whats i0c?
33  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: The Poker Online with BITCOIN is a New Frontier?? on: September 17, 2011, 03:47:49 AM
Is this trustable?
34  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Bitcoin Businesses and Developers, Let's Get Started! on: September 17, 2011, 03:47:08 AM
We are a non-profit online video game library and we are looking to add the benefits of bitcoin to the site.

http://videogameexperiment.com/ is the site.

We hope to add bitcoins as an option to buy or rent video games, as well as getting bitcoins for trading games in.
looks sick!
35  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Slush pool - Guess on: September 14, 2011, 11:05:34 PM
Oh, good correction, mistake on my part.
36  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Trojan Wallet stealer be careful on: September 14, 2011, 04:13:19 AM
lol after reading this, storing btc in my wallet doesn't sound promising =x
37  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Slush pool - Guess on: September 14, 2011, 04:07:37 AM
6342
38  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Trust No One on: September 14, 2011, 04:06:03 AM
I trust people because I'm not greedy. In fact, I couldn't care less if someone stole bitcoins from me -- it's just a game to me.
Or so you say...
39  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Newbie restrictions on: September 11, 2011, 07:06:26 AM
How do you gain main member access?
40  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Introduce yourself :) on: September 11, 2011, 07:06:02 AM
Hey, how're you all doing?
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