China is the biggest birth control ad to the rest of the world, honestly.

i loved hang over. That movie was hilarious.

I sorta have to. The gov in my country bans reddit (for literally no reason at all).

I'm looking forward to expanding my skill in arts.

I don't read novels. I read short scary stories on r/nosleep.

I mean, honestly, i whole heartedly believe that they're born that way, so you know, it's not fair to punish them for their secuality

Is it bad that it took me a long ass time to get this joke?

It's a very great platform for people to communicate. It also has a very fun interface.

I don't know if this counts but I use AXE. I smell like most middle school boys (except i'm literally 19)

It's most definitely not a hoax. At least i don't think so...

at home, doing nothing but browsing through the web. Same old same old.

New social media platforms would pop up into existence. Google would probably still survive for a long time.

The internet. I can't even imagine how life would feel without the internet.

Car drive. Period. Late night car drive while blasting bon iver in full volume is a surreal experience.

I play guitar, not a pro tho. It's pretty fun. I guess the most important part about learning an instrument is to really enjoy it.

I wish I wasn't such a manipulative person in high school. Maybe then i would still be in touch with my best friend. I really miss him.

yes, you do. Please do not drop out of school. If you're not a business genius or straight up lucky as hell, you'd end up homeless and probably drug-ridden. Stay in school, get a degree, get a job.

The ideal first car would probably be a smaller car i guess? I couldn't really drive an SUV until later on.

I've never actually eaten spaghettios but they don't look super appetizing, y'know?

I know it's hard, nicotine addiction sucks. You could try substituting with vape (ecig), or try those nicotine patches...