i've finally cracked it.
goat threatened me with LOL "thai mafia"
fucccking lol considering he has no clue who i am, or who my associates are.
lr;dr goat is now fucked.
The Thai mafia are extremely dangerous, they control the tuk tuk trade, and extort small amounts of money from ladyboys who sell their asses in Thailand.
If I was you I'd be extremely worried. Keep an eye out for tuk tuks, or suspiciously tall female asians