Indeed we do. Our Schrödinger FanBox delivering 1.5 GParadoxons/s is what you want and should be available either in 4-6 weeks or otherwise 4-6 weeks ago.

Thank you Rothgar for letting us collect them all.

Thank you for contacting us, Monster Tent. Should you indeed errouneously have received an actual engine within the car, please discard the car in a convenient lake or other large body of water. A customer service representative will deliver your replacement fake engined car shortly (4-6 weeks).

Thank you all for your efforts maintaining a healthy level of spam, trolls, trolling accusations, doxxings and unwarranted offtopic postings within the thread. This is the type of proactive go-foward attitude we need to lead this project to it's intended goal: a bulge in my wallet and my pants.

Thank you for the interest in our product. You will receive photographic evidence along with your scheduled mailbomb.

Other Carlos L., your comment was removed for the following reason "Evil twin"

Your Inabaism for the day is "I have seen rotten driftwood walls that were more mentally stable than you"

Thank you Carlos. If you need our services again, please don't hesitate to call. Our lines are open 24/7 (thats the 24th of July for you Americans).

Thank you for your kind words, BadBear

flower1024, your post was removed for the following reason "disparaging comments and unwelcome questions"

Your Inabaism for the day is "Your feet smell worse than a burning cloaca drenched koala bear"

vite, your post was removed for the following reason: "unwelcome truths"

Your Inabaism for the day is "You are a cumguzzling cardboard laptop"

Only positive comments about this scam are allowed in this thread.

Any comments on how this scam did not scam you enough or otherwise underperformed will be dealt with harshly according to the principles of Inabaism.

Note: Scam will be delivered in 4-6 weeks when our ships are ready.

Do you just copy & paste these texts from a central scampository or do you actually sit there and type this out while the little man with the wings on your shoulder sits there sobbing and asking himself what he has done to deserve this?

Such as?

Actually, if you read the old cryptography newsgroup and the blockchain, you can see that Satoshi produced the genesis block, then nothing at all happened for about the week, then he first announced availability of the client and only started to mine the first blocks few minutes later. From what I saw people were rather quick to test out the client themselves, so let's assume he had about an hour's time to "premine" alone.

Millions indeed.

Interesting factoid: Watermelon taste and odor varies wildly depending on earth/sun/growth time, etc. In Middle to Northern Europe it's impossible to get a watermelon that tastes like anything much at all. In Greece you have watermelon that taste like highly sugared sun water. In Israel watermelon tastes intensely very much like the artificial flavor.

Interesting factoid 2: In Japan they salt their watermelon.

Good god, why would you do that. 

 3,4-dihydro-2H-1-benzoxepin-3-one

1.5 GH/s?

Sure, I think I have 2 or 3 old gfx cards lying around, that I'd be willing to part with for 30000 bucks. They'd make about .5 GH/s apiece.

Wasn't one of the vanity wallet generators shut down because the wallets being generated ended up not being random at all?

Maybe he means the voices.