OK Muggles:
Here's your summer guilty-pleasure reading list!
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Best regards;
D. Allen Shinners >>
I enjoyed my guilty-pleasure read with coffee on a hazy summer vacation day morning. Thanx RoomB If I recall correctly Uncle Stu is trying to force Shinners to reveal what Homero whispered in his ear?
Homero whispered "Cup ma bawlz" "Hal, what does all that legalese mean? Did Uncle Stu do or not do anything wrong?"
a feeble attempt at ball cupping blackmail... |
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...giant clusterfuck post...
dude ..seriously...no disrespect but you may wanna pare down your walls of quotes posts just a tad... |
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The success rate of people who have been married to get married is 100%. What else is there to succeed about? Rug-rats? Fences with nice hinges? I think there's a category mistake here somewhere. Marriages just are. And when they're over, they aren't anymore.
(Sorry to intrude upon your sacred culture war. I will run away before it gets serious, I promise.)
. What is the success rate of divorce in your country?
Well, 100% as of Thursday.
Jolly good.
This is how easy it is to derail a discussion thread. Fkn embarrassing.
Let's look at the heart rate monitor for how long it will go on. It's up to me to be an exit point. The Altcoins are far behind now.
Y'know, I understand English might not be your first language, and it's late, but what is any of this supposed to mean? Just buy Varyon and stfu already. Credit to Reddit. It's where I go to lurk when everybody here is talking horseshit.  Hey man, you know me, I'm as off-topic as a nice sandwich, but there's a world of difference between meandering a bit and being pulled into some insanity about calamari Jew schemes. Or whatever  Jeezus dude, you're on a roll ...well done! I'll tell the mayor to send a merit or two...   |
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I have to admit all this jibber-jabber about boats makes me that much less inclined to ever want to buy one. New indoor carpeting? Sounds positively bourgeois.
Oh yes, I am a poof of the worst sort. Actually I just got a new carpet in my apartment and there was a piece left over, so might as well use it. I'm specifically making the tub as livable as possible, just to see if it can be done. 
Ibian's bedroom now: The tub appears to have no carpet. good lord!! that's gotta be the most butt-ugly looking bedroom this side of west bumfuck! I wouldn't let my cat shit in there... 2nd thought, maybe I would.... nice upgrade though, just fix that wall.... |
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Does someone seriously believe in this? Did you go to school?
What a fucking joke, I understand the globe theory better than anybody else here. It's because of this understanding that I can say without a doubt the Earth is a flat and motionless plane. The globe is a fraud, a hoax and a lie.Yeah, you figured it out using youtube videos, you are truly a genius, tell us about your scientific paper and articles, please. Dude, you truly are a frickin deluded basket case. I can't understand why after 600 pages of laughable misinformed nonsense, folks still even bother to engage you. But whatever floats your boat I guess.... |
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Good morning Bitcoinland. Sill going sideways, with the odd hiccup, in the mid-$7000s range... currently $7360USD/$9680CAD (Bitcoinaverage). When Lambo?
You only need about 400 BTC to buy a Lambo. A Lambo costs almost $3mUSD? I think I'll pass on wasting bitcoins on something as silly as a car. Oops, math error.  About 40 is more like it. So once bitcoin hits $10 grand, the math will be soooo much easier. Then you just work in finneys or millys or satoshis or wtf the term is for the one with the decimal at the dollar position (idk,maybe there isn't one, but there should be).... damn bitcoin decimal places! ...too frickin many of em!!! |
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Yeah, you figured it out using youtube videos, you are truly a genius, tell us about your scientific paper and articles, please.
Science is for pussies. Real (notbat)men can find anything they need in the bible and on youtube. Actually, the bible is probably on youtube too, so that makes it even easier. There's indeed alot of misinformation on youtube. Some years ago I didn't knew there were people believing the earth is flat, it's bonkers. But on the other hand how do we prove to them with clear cut evidence that the earth is a globe? We can't. All those images and video's we've got are fake. F*ck NASA. too right! fuck nasa and all those thousands of people who conspired to fake all those moon landings. All a government conspiracy to try and prove the earth is round when all us smart people know it was a hoax and the earth is really a flat pancake disc floating in a glass covered dome with white spots painted on it to look like stars. BTW, I'm also starting another bitcoin thread to debunk all that science-y nonsense about gravity. Coming soon! |
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Does someone seriously believe in this? Did you go to school?
What a fucking joke, I understand the globe theory better than anybody else here. It's because of this understanding that I can say without a doubt the Earth is a flat and motionless plane. The globe is a fraud, a hoax and a lie. Yeah, you figured it out using youtube videos, you are truly a genius, tell us about your scientific paper and articles, please. Who needs those silly science peer reviewed papers!? They are all part of a conspiracy controlled by the deep state ,doncha know. This here 600 page bitcointalk thread proves a flat earth beyond a shadow of a doubt. BTW, I shall be starting a new thread devoted to my research proving the existence of Bigfoot...stay tuned! Why does the flat earth idea hang on, even though globe earth has been proven? It's a test. I mean, if people in the modern world of today can fall for evolution, let's see if they can be talked into other ridiculous things, like flat earth.  Speaking of other ridiculous things.... equating flat earth nonsense with the proven fact of evolution... jeezus dude, you really are frickin beyond ridiculous. SMFH .... Actually, the bible is probably on youtube too, so that makes it even easier.
the bible is on You Tube??!! Then it must be true!!! Holy crap! and all these years I thought it was a crock of shit written by goat herders!! |
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.... Lets face it the ocean is just a huge septic tank and cemetery combined.
Well tbh,I never did enjoy sitting on the beach getting skin cancer and sand up the butt crack, and now you mention that, I won’t be swimming there either.... Technically speaking, sea water is more natural than the stuff that comes out of our faucets. Yeah life is all icky and stuff. Speaking of natural...the kids pool turned a natural green from algae growth and she wouldn’t swim in it. Tossed in some poisonous pool chlorine tabs, bingo! Water now crystal clear and she jumped right in..all good! Lol |
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.... Lets face it the ocean is just a huge septic tank and cemetery combined.
Well tbh,I never did enjoy sitting on the beach getting skin cancer and sand up the butt crack, and now you mention that, I won’t be swimming there either.... |
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诈骗
And this is why I love google translate... |
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....one man with an (arguably) loose respect for facts.
saying that is an understatement...is in itself an understatement. he's a fucking moron and an embarrassment to the free world to put it bluntly. and I'd venture to guess that most anyone who has above average intelligence regardless of ideology would agree. |
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No I’m a leftie....
Well I’m a rightie myself,though unlike most righties who shoot from the left, I’m like a leftie and shoot from the right.However, most righties bat from the right and likewise,I do too,except when I look in the mirror, it’s all reversed! Imagine that! My goodness, isn’t the universe strange?!... |
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Sometimes I like to wear a fancy newsboy head when I go out.... but mostly just wear a ball head.
 Jtbc...I don't use this particular h.a.t (hair alternative treatment) I wore it for like 5 minutes and my wife thankfully clued me in to the fact that I looked like a dork tard. Bedroom lampshade.... |
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 But these heads man really like them don't forget this head....  |
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Imagine if some bitcoiner fell into a coma right after
it cracked 5k last year and just now woke up.
he'd be like...
$6300.. wow! bitcoin up over a $grand in less than a year!!!,wooo-hooo!!!
We were sitting in the $1800 - $2500 range in July 2017. Ftfy |
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Imagine if some bitcoiner fell into a coma right after
it cracked 5k last year and just now woke up.
he'd be like...
$6300.. wow! bitcoin up over a $grand in less than a year!!!, wooo-hooo!!!
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man, time flies by so fast these days. this will be an interesting date.
bump... Homero goes to jail |
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1939 just called. They want their Munchkin outfit back.
shes doing a karaoke number... "WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP GUILD THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!..." ... gotta love the interwebz (... and all these years I thought it was "...lollipop KIDS", jeezus...deaf as a post, even back then, lol) |
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One thing is certain, the two lines will meet again.Either red line moving up, which would be a slow tortuous process, or orange line goes for a quick kiss and meet, or a combo of the two. Take your pick  why do you think the growth is linear? here is a curve I have created. This curve is very primitive of course (I spent 2 min. for it) but it is very clear that the increase of the price is not linear. r^2=0.886 by the way I did not say growth is linear. I am willing to take any bet that at some stage the two lines will touch again. Offer that bet to the troll. Winner gets a silver gravy boat, hitler mustache and nazi tee shirt. He’d take you on in a heartbeat. And then when you win, just tell him to keep that shit.... |
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