What is the best way to buy monero that is safe, anonymous, and on a decentralized exchange. Having very low fees is also a factor, but the other ones are mandatory. I want it to be online, on my desktop, not on a smart phone, but also completely in my possession. I am debatig between monero.cx and https://www.getmonero.org which has an app you can use. Thanks.

Hi! I am a bitcoin newbie willing to pay to be guided through the whole process of buying bitcoin and converting it to monero. I have a lot of questions. I need to be literally told all the steps, and all the pitfalls to avoid. The only thing I also ask for is that you are an experienced and very knowledgeable person about both buying bitcoin, and converting it to monero. Very good knowledge about monero is also needed. Thanks.

What are the chances of a bank closing your account if you buy bitcoin? i have heard people say they closed down their bank account for buying bitcoin, but this might have been a few years ago. he only said they closed his account, there is no chance of them taking all the money in your account, correct?

What about cashing out of monero? If you cash out to fiat money I guess they know you have it as monero. But what does exchanging to bitcoin help in that respect, if you cash out to bitcoin and then to fiat, they know you have monero too, unless you completely cash out and then it does not matter. Fiat currencies are going to be a thing of the past it looks like anyway, so I guess a p2p exchange is the way to go in future. Any thoughts on this?

Would a hardware wallet like the model t be a good non custodial wallet?

Any experience using the p2p exchange bisq? It seems to be pretty complicated. Are there any other p2p exchanges that are good and trusted? Also I heard it is not completely anonamous, but I think that is just shows that you bought something, maybe even monero with bitcoin, but that is as far as it goes, I am not sure.

I looked at the dex monero.cx and they charge a 4% fee, this seems high, is it compared to other dex's? Are there ones that charges a lower fee? What is the most trusted dex that does not require kyc. Thanks.

How can I buy monero securely and privately so I don't lose ANY of the anonymity that is the main benefit of this cryptocurrency? What is the safest and at the same time most practical way to store it. Thanks!