Lolol, when I use this screenname, I'm not hiding
I sent them a message and was told they would get back to me. I've heard only good things about their service, and I'm sure they would have helped. I didn't want to wait and started playing around with it myself. Seemed like I was super close and just missing a thing or two. Got some answers in here and was able to get it going. If there is one thing aside from the fud slinging in this thread tonight that is nice and helpful, it was the people who quickly gave me the answers I needed. Thank you all.

P.s. Where you know me from? Poker?

How do I find out if I have a dynamic IP? I don't think I can get TOR up and running, I've looked at that process and I might as well learn a new language too.

One last question. I got the masternode up and running on my home computer. I have it connected to the internet wirelessly. Will this be a problem? I think I read somewhere it could be. Not sure.

That's love right there guys! A dude who owes me nothing, turns down like 0.01btc worth of a tip. Crave on! Not as stoked as me, by the way. Believe me. I've failed at a couple wallet related things such as this. Every time it felt like I was one file or line of code off. This time I really was, and was able to get it there.

Boom google searched how to find appdata folder and click clickk clickkidy copy paste bingo bango bongo, you sir get 25 TRON either reply or message me your address. Started masternode successfully.

I've looked everywhere and cannot find the wallet.dat file. Thank you for putting up with me TRON tips for whoever can get me masternoded up!

Also, where do I stick the crave.conf file? When I type "masternode start" into the console, I get "you must set masternode=1 in the configuration" but that is what it is set to in the file.

Also trying to set up my master node. Do I unlock wallet like I would for staking? Or keep it locked?

How do I GPU mine this bad boy?