No there is no happy ending, this isn't once upon a time TV series, this is just a sad story. happy ending only belongs to Satoshi, almost 1M BTC. almost 1M BCH and more from other forks. happy ending is buying Bitcoin at $5 and dumping them at $7500.
If it was possible, Bitcoin would jump girls and beg for bounties+translations on ICO topics for me, I'm OK with everything else Bitcoin is doing for me.
Most people don't have what it takes to be their own banks, we have banks to be the banks for most people.

How would you know if it's enough? people here expect theymos to hire 10 full time staff members to moderate the forum. would you work 8 hours a day for free to moderate this forum?

Try to post but before hitting "post" look under "post" "preview" you'll see the draft. they're not saved by default, when you preview your post a draft is saved.

Tax was dragged here by hair to gang bang, if that's OK with you? I beg of you let me jump the tax. 2 lol minus 1. don't you think forum members should pay tax? we're here posting, we're getting at least $1 per post, if we'd pay %10 to the forum, they could hire more moderators to stop people from abusing this community. you could post whatever for free, mods would deal with you as per the rules while you are not wearing any signature, but when you wear one then you must pay $0.1 per post as tax to the forum. imagine after pasting the signature code into your profile, the first post tried to be submitted by you would've redirected you to a page where it asks you to purchase activity coins, 1:$0.1 and 1 activity coin:1 post.
Note: I'm not talking about my own activity tokens which I created on Waves. 1 lol plus 3.

If they are in any danger then all the Bitcoins stored on legacy addresses are in danger as well, I have never manually checked to see if my keys, seed were sent out to their servers, but so far I've been using their free services and appreciate it, they could be waiting for the right moment to pack their bags and hit the roads then jump girls with our money and without even inviting a beggar at least for the jumping part. lol.
Just don't move your Bitcoins for at least 48 hours after and before the fork. you could also import your seed, known as identifier into Electrum without dashes and have access to all of the addresses generated by that seed.

You included both of them twice, I've already seen some similar duplicated quotes, why are they different? OK lol.
We need low life beggars with no dignity, preferably pervert ones. OK lol part 2.
Don't we have all of these spams and shit posts? they are here regardless, so why not charging $0.1 per post if you are going to wear a signature?
Do you even know why your governments ask for tax from you? because they can't run a country for free, when you are posting for free and even are getting paid for it, you'll get Bitcointalk.org lol part 3.

IOTA is not decentralized, you could do what ever you want with it, if you already know this then why would you even care about it? only one exchange has it listed, I could open up one-two exchanges and then list a coin which I fully control. and people would act like there is nothing wrong with it.
When ever they could list it at least on 6 major cryptocurrency exchanges then you should concern yourself about security of the blockchain.

You should do the opposite like the rest of us(technically not me, I'm just a beggar low life with $0 savings) would you sell your Bitcoins $7000 if you bought at $7500? none of the buyers would sell with a loss, that means even after the Segwit2X fork, price will not dump. why would any body accumulate alt coins when Bitcoin price is hitting a new ATH every hour? imagine that you'd buy $10,000 of some shitcoin at $0.2 and by the time of Bitcoin new hard fork, Bitcoin price has already gone up and over $9000. those of us holding bags of alt coins will lose $1500 on each BTC and more than $2000 per B2X.

That is because it has some merits compared to Bitcoin cash and gold, they have changed a lot of things in their codes, B2X has a different coding than Segwit BTC. seems like the B2X price will be much higher than what you think, otherwise this $7500 would be for nothing.

Do you mean like they have stopped North Korea from becoming a nuclear power? like enslaving Iranians and then moving in to the country to jump hot Persian girls? powerful countries are not allies, when something could potentially weaken one of them the other ones would support it.
Crypto currencies are decentralized, a country has infrastructures, another country could attack those infrastructures to cause the most damages, crypto infrastructure is a full node, if you could find a way to bring down all of the full nodes you could stop the network, otherwise no.
Satoshi disabled the jump function for Bitcoin, that means no body could jump us like we jump the rest of the world. full stop lol.

A viable source just informed me that YOURCHAIN dev was spotted jumping 3 young girls on a beach, don't lol yet. after some body here exposed the dev of holding 700M tokens which by the way is more than my 20M tokens, he has decided to continue on jumping and ignoring the community, also I'd like to reserve any translation and any bounty if there is anything left?

OP you forgot to say "hello activity" please at least for once some body mentions my activity tokens, full stop lol. start, what you are doing is shilling for side-chains platforms like Hello and Waves, Hello and Ξ. if you think the world and all the people in it will stop jumping girls every weekend and will stop thinking about jumping girls every weekends then they will definitely stop using a decentralized currency.

These newbies are not so much newbie in anything, no body would invest on Bitcoin without doing any due diligence first, as we all know being a whale in Bitcoin is not like being a whale of other crypto currencies. every single one of the forks thus far has happened by a large company made large by Bitcoin itself, they will continue to pump their forks, for now they are shaking people to dump their coins for cheap, Bitcoin cash and gold will rise above $1000 if they are to have %20 of BTC price. and frankly %10 correction would be %10 less profit for the majority, if you are scared to lose money then you shouldn't buy, you should mine, even if you are outside of China, mining will make more money for you.

One exchange couldn't possibly cause an increase from $4500 to $7200. Bitcoin is not small enough for Bitfinex to manipulate the price, maybe if the biggest exchanges collude they could pump the price, but don't forget that every day you could mine 1800 Bitcoins with the entire hash power.
Hard forks are the new black for crypto currencies.
United states is abusing their power over financial and global markets, they do what ever suits them and there is no body to answer to, wouldn't you abuse your power if there was nothing to stop you?
Countries like Russia, China and many other countries are helping with the adoption of Bitcoin to pump the price and decentralize a new currency to use instead of dollar.

Did you know that you could cloud mine Ł with antL3 on hashnest? I want to know if buying antL3 is unprofitable like D3 DASH miners which I'm reading here that is not worth buying.

No body trusts you. you are not trusted enough to vouch for anything.
Unlimited VPS for free means that any body running a server farm will notice there is something wrong with their income and will shut you and your free VPS down, what you are offering is not legal, some body arrest this criminal.
I beg you to give me a vouch copy. I know lol is in order.

They must before it's too late, they could use a payment processor like Coinpayments.net if they don't want to get involved too much with market and price fluctuations. they are already keeping your information before you receive your purchased items, they know who you are and where you live, if they use a payment processor they will never lose money.

Remember this when you are trying to do something in crypto, never invest anything on a coin other than Bitcoin, if you want to invest on Bitcoin then do it, never invest the money that you wanted to invest on Bitcoin on anything else.
Also if you are depositing into Coinbase in order to claim any free money you should know that they could just keep all the Bitcoins and never give them back, I'm not saying they will, they have all of your Bitcoins, you don't have the private keys, if you want to claim your 2X coins later you should keep your Bitcoins on your wallet with access to your private keys.

Ordinary people couldn't possibly invest billions every day, big companies wont take such risks to invest on Bitcoin like now. central banks with the help of their governments are pushing the price up, they know if you have the majority of the circulating supply, you could seize control of the market flow.
Bitcoin has no fair value, Bitcoin is trying to be a vault for money, not just any money but all the money in the world.

This is why we have payment processors like Coinpayments.net they will make sure you are not losing money if you are a merchant, businesses could use their services to exchange Bitcoin, alt coins for fiat, if you are buying something for $400 you'll send any accepted crypto currency to Coinpayments.net provided address worth $400 and they will send that money to the merchant.