A fast car. I'll tell you more if you're paying for it.

No trolling here. I'm not 14.

Simple, my music will be better, along with my voice.

Yes.

I've gotten one small one at least, thank you to whoever shared that.

Hell yeah he was staring straight up stuck in a gaze. Seemed to have came down some by now.

I will make money as a musician and investor.  Lots.

Do you not believe they're real?

That's nice, exclude the part where I say I'd have no problem meeting someone to talk about a loan of that size.

I also give back a lot.

I like the Hyundai Genesis coupe but there's better for that money. I believe people will want to pay me money when I'm a musician.

I have more bitcoin credit than credit credit, and fuck banks.

I have great credit, shit's been smooth as butter.

I'm willing to discuss specific details about the car to potential investors.  I don't want a Hyundai, I am asking for a good quality car here, also a fast one.  Which you may think seems a little odd, but when I'm a well known musician I may just buy you one of your own.

I enjoy sharing.

I'm glad you all enjoy reading my posts, but please keep in mind they are of a serious nature, not a gimmick.

No, where did I say that?  This is separate from Dank Bank.

I pay you when you acknowdge that I owe you nothing and you regress the comment of not being a man of my word.  You sure love to twist things around.

Frank, I already have a pretty nice car, just some costly parts are broken and it's just time for change. The point of this is because I want a certain car which will be the next car I get, this would just speed the process up so much faster.

I know it seems a little overly confident, but I know where my future is headed and this car will be a small expense in the long run.  I guess this is replacing the bike loan thread, I'll be buying that myself but this is more important.

Hey fellow lenders, I'm just putting this out there because my cars getting old and I'd rather get one now than later.  Here's the deal, you would buy a used car for about ~17k USD and have it shipped to me.  I would then repay you double the amount of the full car value within a year.  Payments would begin after one month.  I'll pay $500/month for the first three months, then I would pay $1000/month for a few months, $2000/month, etc. until the $34,000 is paid off.  You can keep the title in your name till it's repaid if it gives you more confidence, I don't care, as long as I'm driving it.

I could buy the car myself in a few months time, but I really could not care less if I paid twice the amount to get it a little bit earlier.

This is no bullshit.  If you're interested, we can discuss it more however you'd like.  There are already some members on this forum that know my personal information, I wouldn't mind sharing what may be necessary to get a car.

Thanks to all of you lenders for your support.

So that justifies hating him for it?

Yes, this may be your last chance before I lower the interest for new deposits, depending on my finances. So far everything has been good enough that I've added an extra bonus for every payout.

One day, I'll further show my appreciation to the people that supported me.

Follow your dream.

My fish has been battling swim bladder disease for the last two weeks or so. He would continuously float to the surface and struggled to swim. I believe it was my fault for not cleaning his tank fully, only partially. I cleaned it twice since. I tried the traditional remedies, feeding him a pea to clear his digestive system. Seemed to help a little but not for long.

About two weeks in, not sure what to do, I sprinkle some kief stuck on my fingers into his tank. Same day, a few hours later, his swim bladder has gone down to its normal size and he is no longer floating to the top.

I'd like to dedicated this post, my 420th, for not only saving my life but the life of my fish, to a miraculous medicinal plant given to us by god, cannabis.

In that case I'll change it to 1 BTC, still a pretty good deal of you wanted one.

I have a few of these available, buy with BTC for a further discount off restaurants in your area.

Send BTC to 1P4sWWxMCLAuZKiUQ6e3ezdiketG5Nphuk, give me a PM and I'll send you the code the same day.

For strangers, I have a long trading history in the lending subforum and have previously provided custom graphic design and sold $300 of Amazon gift cards.

I'm running a limited promotion to raise funds for an upcoming venture of mine.  Add a deposit >20 BTC to Dank Bank in the next week and your last interest payment will be doubled.  Applicable for new and recurring customers.  Offer ends next monday, 8-13-12.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like more details or have any questions.

When will cash deposits with WF be available again?  Is there a way I can pay now and have it processed today when you have more funds?

I've always thought semi meant twice and bi was every two, universally, atleast when it came to billing periods.

But thank you, yes, biweekly means every two weeks and bimonthly means every two months.