My first thought when I saw the thread title was "at least it's not a used electronic butt plug". Now, I'm thinking "why the Hell do you assume that any random shaft-like object should be inserted into your butt?" Protip: Only insert objects into your butt if they are properly designed anal sex toys or medical appliances. Doing so will reduce the chance of ER staff laughing at you by 98%.
Prude, open up a little bit. I'll take care of the rest
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