This here is good news for those of us who don't have a lot of money.  Bitcoin was over one hundred dollars.  That's like a lot of money.

Oh I get's it.  Thorgrim is your name for the internets.  That must be like Rayen is Bruce's internet name.  Thorgrim is an interesting choice, you could have picked Grimthor, or Happy Thor, or Thor the destroyer.  It's OK about you name though.  I had a Sunday school teacher named Thor.  That was his real name, not just some internets name.  He wasn't no pagan either. 

We alls was newbs at one point or another.  It's really not news that you was a newb.

Thorgrim,

Well, I did have a pig farm, but I lost it because of something about the taxman.  I not real sure why the taxman wanted to be a hog farmer.  I guess the taxman wanted some bacon.  I don't know why he can't buy his bacon like everyone else.  

Thorgrim is also kindof a funny name.  Are you one of them pagans?  I has never met me one of them pagans before.  

All rights there good buddy.  I'll tell my friend to find the three best blonde wigs in all of New Hampshire.   I sent her your current picture so that she can imagine what it will look like. 

Hello redball,

What kind of name is redball.  I can only thinks of one name that would be worse than the name redball.  You should get a real name like Bruce.  I tell you Bruce is good people.  I thought that name that started with a z was funny, but redball?

I'm having trouble making sense of your post below.  I don't quite get yer meaning.  Maybe you should elaborate to s'plan to the peoples what your trying to communicate.  

Well hot darn, before I post Bruce is back on the forum.  Well's Bruce we's going to get tacos tonight.  So are you going to make it ups to New Hampshire by 6:15 tonight.  We would love to have you.  I'll have one of my friends look for a wig for you.

Best,

Jerry  

Well I say, it's good to hear the the technology is helping remove dirty words from the internets.  There ain't no sense in everybody cuss'n everywhere.  We's should keep bitcointalk a family friendly place.  Who knows there could be kids on the internets.  It's nice that we cans help preserve their innocents.  No need for cursing at all. 

Sorry Bruce we already ate.  You'll have to join us another time. We had a great nutritious spaghetti with meatballs dinner.  It was all I could eat.  I had two servings of toast.  Butter is good. 

Hey watch your language.  I thought you and I was in agreement about them dirty words on the internets.  I oughta call your mama and let her know what filth you type.

Take a lesson from BadBear who has enough sense to refrain from cursing on the internets. 

Hi bitsp

I'm gonna eat some dinner it's been nice chatting with ya'll.

Jerry

Thank you for the support bonker.  That is a nice picture you have there.  Looks like you're a little tired though.  Maybe you should fix your hair up all pretty like and then have another picture taken. 

I didn't know that there was porn on the internet.

It has recently come to my attention that there are dirty words on the internet. This is a disgrace.  There could be kids on the internet that could read or hear your dirty words.  That's not fair for the kids.  However, I did read that there are no girls on the internet so maybe this would only apply to boys. 

I don't think we need a law or nut'n.  Maybe if when we see a dirty word on the internet we should call the person's mama.  I think if we do this enough, all cuss'n on the internet will stop.

Ain't Satoshi the fell'r that made the bitcointalk.org forum?  I have met some good peoples on this forum so I'm glad that Satoshi made it.  
 
Satoshi, that's another funny name ain't there anyone around these parts with a normal name.

Whatever you don't vacuum.

I'll pretend that I didn't read that for now.  I see that you have bacon as an ingredient so you can't be all that bad.  But be careful with your language.  I hear there could be kids on the internets.  I also read that there are no girls on the internet, so maybe all the girls won't read you dirty language.  

This internet is very confusing.  

Hello zaenbot, that's also a funny name.  It begins with a z.  What are you from another planet on something.  Zed is the only english name that I know that begins with the letter z.  That and zelda.  I remember playing Zelda over at the Wal-mart.  I's never met anybody with the name Zelda though. 

Na, I  don't know Jed.  You must be thinking of my Brother Ed.  Do you know Ed?  He's really a great guy to know.  He's helping me with my new business, that I'm starting. 

Hey now, we don't need dirty words on the internets.  You should have some respect for your other forum goers.  There's no need for foul language.

It's just the first craft I could think of. 

Oh, all right.  Thanks, enjoy the picture.

Thanks for splan'in that number in your name.  I am not a pig but I work with them.  That's why I picked a pig as my profile picture.  

Who ever sent the .009 thank you but you're .001 off from the purchase price.  

I think ya'll so good peoples on this internets.  Thank ya'll for being so interesting.  It's  a shame I can't eat that kebab, but Bruce is a very nice fella to chat with.  It's a shame about that cancer.  You'll pull through.  Everything will be OK.