You guys, I'm in the same boat too. I have 10,000 bitcoins I need to unload quickly so I'll sell them for $1 each, but only as one big package.
I don't trust the exchanges, so put the cash in a bag, and put the bag in a locker at the train station. Mail me the key. Once I have the cash, I'll send you all 10,000 BTC.
Trust me guys, I'm good for it.