Dear Chef Ramsay!

Think of yourself as a half-eaten burrito.  You and your ilk, the other garbage, bring us pestilence-riddled rats, or "the sponsors here," as you so whimsically call them.  

I don't mind your freakish maso-vore fetish, and have no beef (pardon the weak pun) with you fattening up these filthy burrowing rodents on your rancid flesh.  Consenting adults and all that, I don't judge.

But I refuse to let your perversions take place in broad daylight, smack dab in the middle of my Bitcoin!  We conduct business and entertain polite company here!  Our children could see you!



Look, bro.
Rent a room.
In some seedy motel.
Stock up on cheap crank, a quart of Gordon's, a couple of 40s, and rubber toys.
And then "invest" all you want, as much as you want!  Let them things feed on you 'til their guts burst, til they vomit you up, til the maid beats your door in the morning.

But do it privately, discretely, and never, NEVER here!
Never in my Bitcoin.

We have standards here.
ty

Chef Ramsay,
Kyle, your camwhore "investment," has gambled away your money and came back to taunt you by posting Confession of a Degenerate.  That's a bit like breaking into a house and then calling the people you burglarized, from a burner, and apologizing.  With your friends howling like hyenas in the background.
If to you that's "attempting to make good," call 911 and stay on the line until help arrives.

Regarding "the sponsors here":
You say that until you hear from them, you won't know if you've been scammed.  Which means that unless they come back and say "we's scamzord U, lol," you'll never know.
  
I, along with everyone familiar with shapes and/or capable of spelling the word "dog"--we knew you've been had for quite some time.
Even warned you.
Repeatedly.
Protip:  If nothing else, remember to breathe.

So whaddaya'all think, a blue chip like NEOBEE, or not quite?

It amuses me because in both cases I was kind enough to explain to Chef Ramsay that what he's doing will inevitably cost him--both in Bitcoin and self-respect.

Both times, instead of the anticipated thanks, I was met with ridicule and derision.

This particular instance amuses me since the time span between my warning an the [inevitable] pwnage was just so darn short--a few days.
TL.DR: I rejoice when life's lessons are so immediate and just

*And shit, I won't lie to you, the fact that the whole thing's hilarious doesn't hurt either

Good news everyone!  SamboNZ has Tom's docs, so you're like totally getting ur monyz back


@Chef Ramsay re. "sounds like they knew what they were doing":  You thought Klye the camwhore sounded like he knew what he was doing. Whatever things "sound like" to you, do the exact opposite FTW.

Either my posts are devoid of value, or ...let's just say like you, my cat finds them less interesting than, oh... a new cardboard box.
So instead of getting upset, maybe go look for a fun cardboard box to play in?

@doolittle:  I have lost exactly nothing on Bitfunder, MPEX, BTCT, etc., etc., by virtue of laughing at the available offerings instead of "investing" in them.  If you would like to know my take on this particular "fund," please read my previous posts in this thread.

  ~Happy investing

@stompysteve; Aireun:  Your posts, while full of spergings and (I'm having to guess here) puerile attempts at wit, contribute nothing of interest to this conversation.
Unless your intent is to simply shit up this thread, consider deleting all of them.
ty

A better question to ask is "what is it you like about them?"  BTW, SF1 used to be called SF.  Then there was a second IPO, SF2.  That instantly failed because obvious.

Of course you don't think it's a scam--if you did, you wouldn't be "invested" in it, or ...would you?  I'm yet to hear an honest "I thought it was probably a scam, but greed got the better of me."

Re. "pwnt by Teh Man":  This never gets old.

@GanderFly re. SEC:  it's not the SEC, they're busy guys with better things to do then go after < 100 BTC.  That's as silly as the FBI tracking down a pickpocket.  If some sort of LEO was involved, sure--you might get the "IPO" price, but only if the Father's Day bash went for cheap hookers and forgone blow altogether.

@stompysteve:  You're (intentionally?) missing the point.  I have warned the coinreturn kids, they raged and sperged like Mr.Aireun is doing now, and now they're paying the price...
...as you will be soon.

@BiteMyShinyMetalAss:  I have explained my motives many times.  Intrepid Bitcoin "investors" such as yourself are a liability to each and every Bitcoin user.  You are drain on the economy and, I won't lie, I'm embarrassed to be associated with your pathological irrationality and lack of common sense.  I'm also sick and tired of local quasi-Libertarians running to the jackbooted statist thugs and whining when shit their investing [predictably and inevitably] hits the fan.

You're really beginning to encroach on my time, Aireun.  There are other investing enthusiasts I must help, like these finance aficionados here:


My help is required in real time Aireun; since this was posted the "share" price tanked to 0.000982

@Aireun:

I warned you about running with scissors



At least I can recycle image macros from NEOBEE.

@Aireun:  The best way for you to help PETA:  Delete all of your posts.  You're an embarrassment to the other "bagshareholders."

^
No, you are missing the point, or, at least, the context.  The context being an absurd rationalization for investing in PETA, even if unprofitable, because "good for Bitcoin."


*If picturing me wringing my hands helps you deal with your irrational investings and justifying resultant financial loss, by all mean do.

^No, my young friend, I'll continue casting my pearls before ungrateful swine, even though the Good Book advises me against it.  I'll be here, educating young finance enthusiasts, even if it costs me a seat at His right hand.  

I'm about as relaxed as I get without the aid of potent modern pharmaceuticals.  That said, any claim of "helping Bitcoin" by "investing" in PETA while it is mining on ghash.io is patently absurd.
*BTW, which failed-investment-thread do I remember you from, hephaist0s?