Hold up for a minute, the first two people on the list are "crazy" because of perpetual motion. The universe appears to be in perpetual motion, I don't see why an error correcting machine couldn't perpetuate forever.

The third may have point as space ships and suits have a bit of earth's atmosphere inside.

I've always found danks options to be an honest interpretation of the crazy world around him.

Four, five, six and seven all tripping on acid and hitting the local theatre.

I suspect a reptilian conspiracy against dank due to his musical skill as the original posters motivation in creation of the list. Has dank strayed too far from the viper pit and now he's being reeled back in before a million people show up and get high while listening to music?

I can't see a cat but, if you look at it sideways just right you can see a butterfly.

See: disclaimer.

On a side note, the drugs are carbon chains in general and I think fall within the classification of organic materials. The inorganic materials found in junkies brains are from the impurities or the junk as it's referred to.

So please, only use USP grade PCP as per scribed by your doctor.  

LSD is just mild stimulant. If you really want to overclock the noodle try some PCP! (disclaimer: may cause death or insanity and is illegal almost everywhere)

No miner, no refund and no compensation.

I look at my situation with Black Arrow and it looks bleak.

Then I come to this thread and see that there are those that don't even get a fancy space heater with bells & whistles.

The X3 can play flappy bird  .

But my X3 won't mine me a single Satoshi; BA has indicated that they'll ship it only after it uses more power than it mines in coins. BA is also refusing refunds.

At least with BFL I would have the option of a power efficient miner that actually works or a full refund.

Update: 30th of August 2014
 
1. Batch 1 & 2 shipping:

   X1 - not complete (BA claims 40% shipped).
   X3 - not complete (BA claims 8% shipped).

2. Refunds refused.

3. BA has deleted the entire REFUNDS thread on eCoin Talk.

...and BFL is offering refunds.

Making $0.00 a day with my Black Arrow 2Th/s miner that was never delivered at the end of February and still hasn't been delivered.

Order #400 says (on ECT) that he finally got his order of X1s. Says he got 26 units and that only 14 of them worked out of the box.

Not only is the product now obsolete but it's garbage that doesn't even work. Can we all get refunds instead of being ripped off?

I think all the "USED" 1Th/s BitFury units BA has for sale speaks volumes about why they haven't gone bankrupt. Must have been nice cashing out at $1100 during December.

Has BA mined and are they continuing to mine a fantastic amount of money all on our dime?

I had to add every name except Byrne to the dictionary. 

I noticed BA deleted the entire REFUNDS thread on eCoinTalk.

Top 10 Bitcoin CEOs (According to Google Images)

1. Autumn Radtke
2. Charlie Shrem
3. Mark Karpeles
4. Jamie Dimon
5. Barry Silbert
6. Patrick Byrne
7. Andrew Ross Sorkin
8. James Gorman
9. Warren Buffett
10. John Donahoe

[Shipping product]

   BFL: Yes (Monarchs)
   BA: No (Prospero X3)

[Power at the wall]

   BFL: 0.7W/Gh
   BA: 1W/Gh

[Refunds]

   BFL: Yes
   BA: No

"Demonic device converts information to energy";  http://www.nature.com/news/2010/101114/full/news.2010.606.html

"information is being converted to energy", says Sano.

"This is a beautiful experimental demonstration that information has a thermodynamic content," says Christopher Jarzynski.

We have digital money storage, so why not digital energy storage? Store the heat as 1's and 0's!

Would Maxwell's dæmon classify as combined heating and computation?

http://www.blackarrowsoftware.com/store/160ghash-mining-solution.html

"912 Ghash Bitfury Mining solution"

"$1250"

"Availability: In Stock"

"USED, Non-refundable"