I know a site that is basically exactly what you are looking for mate.

The sites name is Bitvest. Its BTC plinko site and they have tons of free giveaways on chat and on the faucet.
The faucet is every 75 seconds and gives you 1K satoshi at start and then 2K satoshi once you become VIP (wager over .01 BTC).
It's really easy to do and I will teach you an easy strategy on the site now.

Make a custom line on purple and put 35.3x on the 5th row in from the left or right and 75's on the outside ones.
Then. every 75 seconds you drop your faucet down. If it hits you win .0003 or .0007ish BTC.

There are also 2 chatrooms that have rainbots that give away 200 - 20K Satoshi every few minutes. Place is a goldmine.

To check out the site click my sig banner below. \/

This is an obvious gambling loan given the repay in 1-8days... Not sure why you are wasting your time trying to scam someone by actually thinking your account is worth that much.. Better to learn some sort of valuable skill and earn money by that way

Sadly that wasn't a big win.. Only a recovery sir. I'm still up a little on the site but not a whole hell of alot.

Your post quality on that account is absolute shit and I'm 99% sure you're trying to take out this loan to gamble it and or offload your account...

I would highly suggest no one take this guys account as collateral because changes are you are going to end up having to sell it..

My favourite car believe it or not is the Geo Storm.
It was my first car.. I only had it a month or so before I got t-boned by a truck mind you.
One of these days I'll hopefully be able to afford another one. In a 5 speed they are zippy.
Mine was a nice metallic green, I remember I hacked the exhaust off and put a race can on it.
Sort of looked something like the one posted below, I think they look like baby Camero from front:

Thank you for defending me sir but its not needed.. Hardforkcoming clearly has nothing better to do with his day than attempt to make me look like a villain.

Listen up fuckface. I appreciate the free advertising for my likeness and all but how about you fuck off and stop trying to stick your hate boner in my ass..?

Seriously, You need to get a god damn life and stop acting so butt-hurt. I red flagged you because you're a mouthy, judgemental fuckboi.
If you wanted me to un-red you.. Probably not wise to post in the public forums shit talking me and calling me a degenerate gambler.

Everyone knows I'm a fucking degenerate.This isn't news to anyone here.

At the very least I know I'm doing something right when fucking losers like you take offence to my existence.

And for the record, I'm not a scammer. Scammers don't pay back their investors or stick to their accounts.
Being a scammer would have been easier than dealing with fucking downers like you, But I chose the lesser of the evils after my mistake.



In Closing, Fuck you, You spineless sniveling child.

<3 KLYE

I would skip wasting your time on faucets and come start hanging out on Bitvest
Its a BTC Plinko site that is super fun and features 2 chats with rainbots and a faucet.
You can easily earn 1mBTC or way more an hour if you are lucky.
The site also offers investments so you can grow your BTC as well if you have some already.
I highly suggest checking out BitVest or clicking on my signature below. Way more profit and fun than faucets!

House edge of 1% is extremely rare on slot machines and some how I don't think it will actually calculate out to that if you do the math.

Normal slots are set around 30% house edge or so, Not sure setting slots to 1% is feasible as whales out there could easily come and win your entire bankroll.. Do you have any way of verifying the house edge is infact 1% as advertised or is it all just a gimmick?

Besides the entertainment value and the perhaps adrenaline rush you may get when gambling I don't believe it has any other purpose than to make site operators and investors money to be honest. It's simply a redistribution of funds and very few will actually win with only a few gamblers actually walking away with any sort of profit.. Anything with a built in house edge that is -EV will over time take funds from users as that is what the functions are solely designed to do. You may beat math short term but long term if you gamble you lose everything.

Honestly a great investment right now is Bitvest. Its a BTC plinko game that is off chain and open for public investment.
I believe it's owned by lightlord of 777coin casino fame and so far has been very lucrative in my experience.
The bankroll is pretty small at the moment so getting in now and investing some decent BTC will likely net you a large % of the bankroll
I highly suggest checking it it out if you're looking for a budding BTC investment that will return a fair amount in no time.

Check out Bitvest.io and consider investing if you are looking to grow you coins. As the site becomes more popular profit will grow greatly.

The staff are friendly as well and there is a rainbot which you can use to further invest with. It's +ev at the moment if you just invest and compound it with the rainbot giveaways. Tons of profit to be made.

If you are honestly looking to buy BTC with paypal I can suggest localbitcoins.com - Alot of the time guys have BTC for paypal listed there.

Paypal is a reversible currency and BTC is not. this poses many problems for trades dabbling with it and as such most of the time its better off avoided entirely.

WARNING: DO NOT GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THESE FORUMS

This user is likely trying to phish for personal information so they can scam you in some fashion. please be aware of this.
Giving out info like this increases your likelyhood of being targetted by a hacker or social engineering attack 10 fold.

Please do not dall for things like this. Any idiot with half a brain knows better than to give out personal info on public forums.

Gotta say this site is absolutely great and so far from the site I've seen tons of potential.
Hoping with the launch of the referral system and once people realize that they can invest their BTC on the site safely it will take off greatly!
I urge everyone to come check out the site. The faucet is every 75 seconds so even if you don't have BTC you can come and play.

Really worth a check out to to anyone looking for an investment that pays out well and isn't shady.

Please stop supporting people's account farming. This is absolute bullshit and the time this person took to farm this doesn't deserve payment.

I would highly suggest you go onto google and try to learn some skills rather than waste your time trying to farm accounts and faucet using.
The lower caste BTC users must be groomed into useful individuals and be taught not to take easy and non-productive routes to try and earn BTC.

inb4 everyone downloads a trojan and loses all their coins.

Seriously though guys.. if it's to good to be true it likely is.
I honestly think given that none of these coins promised are in escrow and the fact he isn't openly expressing what app he needs you to download that this entire post is fishy as hell and has SCAMTARD written all over it. You'd be dumb to install software from unknown sources without checking it.

The americans for sure hold air superiority and in this day and age that is basically a nail in the coffin for any opposing faction.

However, the sheer manpower china possesses is pretty scary, They heavily out weigh the Americans in amount of people they could arm and deploy hands down. As much as i do not like actual war I would be interested is seeing simulations on if USA and China decided to go at one anothers throats via military means.
 

This proves absolutely nothing as everything on the account could easily have been bought with stolen credit card information...

I'd be highly wary of users offering any goods or service at a discount on these forums.. It's likely a thief or a carder trying to sell their stolen wares.
It could just as easily be charged back and you lose what you bought. with no ability to reverse the BTC you paid for it.. Very cammy indeed.

Only time I wear underwear (or pants for that matter) is when I'm going out in public during the winter months here in Canada.

Other that taht 99% of the time I'm likely free-balling it which is free-ing all on its own.. Unless of course its drafty or windy.
Detest wearing jeans, Prefer casual dress pants or sweat pants if I've got to wear them for any extended period of time.

As far as I figure Vod is a necessary evil on these forums.
In the past I have had some misunderstanding with him but in all honesty he's not a bad guy and I view him an asset to the forums.
Generally the people who cry about Vod and his role on the forums are scamtards and likely don't have a foot to stand on.

If anything Vod should be given moderator status so he can help clear out the scamtards.