Take a natural girl like this:

Fill with silicone, crack and/or ideas that oversexuality is the way to be accepted.
Plaster on make up and sweaty tramp clothes.
Mix well and bake. The result should look something like this:

Just like all those other unattractive porn starts that think impersonating the emergency broadcast channel is sexy.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

Looks like the happiness is kicking in already.
Excellent.

She's a real pounder but a serious wear on the rubbers.

Isn't it more likely for there to be something, anything, than nothing at all.
Complete nothingness is a hard concept to grasp, if even a legitimate one.

Listen up everyone,
The internet now has TWO people with an Asian fetish.
We need to nip this in the bud before it gets out of hand.

60% Female parts.
100% All man!
 

Haha, I do have a few strands of facial hair, but I can only dream of being as vagrant as this guy.
I actually look more like this piece of sex god:

Thank you bitlane, I will spend that amount on razor blades this year.

Greetings friend,
Do you wish to look as happy as me?
Well you've got the power inside you right now, so use it!
Send BTC0.01 to 1MyZjxnLgun6APrDkkh7ffrQJyy6xbuDho today.
Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a bit cent away.

Is that a double negative?
Are you saying they are all your thing?
Selfish bastard, no wonder I can't get any.

Thank you very much goodlord  
Today is now a two nicotine patch day.

It's probably written somewhere but never enacted unless it somehow ties you to it, like them hiding it in your home.
How does it work in regards to national security, sure you've got good reason to report anything sus, but are you obliged by law?

If his interest in Bitcoin translates to other journalists, we could have a case of wildfire on our hands.
Hearing about it is the first step to accepting bitcoin.

What, this guy?

He looks like a charming fellow, full of original style ideas.

Well the paper is American Banker so he kinda has enough reason to discuss what to him is an unusual transaction.
If he took it upon himself to discuss his childs birthday party or his dislike of his neighbours then you'd have a point.

I'll keep it mind though.

I was kind of worried about having wasted peoples time alright.
nhodges seems pretty forgiving about it though,
unless he's actually really seething about it and punching kittens instead of verbally abusing me.
Which I would be totally ok with.

Haha, that's brill Jasonlee.

Hey nhodges, your style is great, but I've got a friend offering to do an animated version of it.
I'll go with them as it will be easier to share and he's closer to my typical Irish budget of BTC0.00001
Thanks for the effort you've put in so far, sorry to waste your time mate.

Classic

YAY!!

Yeah, that's probably too cheap.
What would you suggest?

The mock up is fairly large so the link to it is below.
I'm looking for someone to do it all pretty like.
Any advice on improving it is welcome also.
There's a bounty of 1BTC for this

https://i.imgur.com/0M33S.png

Thanks

Reprap costs about GB£100 and can print copies of its own components so you can build more, which is pretty neat.
http://www.reprap.org/wiki/RepRap

As for finding bitcoin options, that's awesome.