BTC-e owners are OK and they are making money. LOL
If the haircut is 55%, then I think the admins are making good money, and setting up a retirement fund for themselves. Interesting find with Exmo. I suppose it's not conclusive, but it's close enough. One thing I don't get.... why run BTC-e, and Exmo, and xBTCe, and...? 55% is suspciously clean.. i.e just a bit over half. Admins mush be keeping a war chest of funds. |
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1) WoW Homosexual Academy
2) Tales From The Basement
3) Pac Man vs The Klan
4) Transexual Skyrim
5) MInesweeper
6) Kirbys Anal Adventure
7) Minecraft
8 ) CoD Homosexual Gimp Dungeon Addon
9) Doom
10) Doom Homosexual Expansion Pack
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yes yes 55%... exchange to return trading..... problems solved... doom mongers rekt, btc-e faithful rewarded.
I said all along to have faith in Btc-e
BUT....
1) Will Trollbox be Restored
2) Will there be a ban amnesty
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There is no more Update, go home and take some meal, Lady and Gentlemen.
Thank you for your time,
God bless you
Come again? L Oh Ell |
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Ignore All The Abouve Nonsense:
Best investment for $500,000: Negro Pheremones
Bottled and selling negro pheremones will make a fortune. The media industry promotes negros and virlile and sexually desireable. Pheremones will sell literally by the bucket load
ROI for bottled pheromones = 1000000000000%
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1) Pac-Mans Homosexual Adventure 2) Marios Nazi Adventure 3) Skyrim Vs The Transexuals 4) Shoot The Flaps 5) Negros Invade Buthan 6) Minecraft 7) India Vs Pakistan CoD  Gay Space Invaders 9) Purile Word Search 10) Infantile Behaviour Trainer |
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1) Minecraft 2) Minesweeper 3) Marios Homosexual Adventure 4) Minesweeper 5) Pack Mang 6) Lesbian Skyrim Addon 7) Minesweeper Doom African Edition 9) Frogger 10) Froggers Homosexual Adventure |
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This entire thread is poverty retards bleating "duh bitcoin and property" .... Utter utter nonsense!
You will Always loose money listening to clods on the internet.
The best possible way to invest $500,000 is in stunt bicycles for orangutangs. The average orangutang stunt motorcycle team can raise box office revenues of upto 1000000000000% in an affluent area with decent promotion. Compare that to bullshit returns on property
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After donating $5000 to a charity you could start investing $10,000 on BAT. $10,000 on Waves. $100,000 on ETH and the rest should go on bitcoin, I see no other good and legit coins honestly, LSK might be a good option along with ICN that's all I can remember right now but only $10,000 on each altcoin you should invest nothing more.
Charity is always a great investment. After management fees, staff costs and expenses the money can go to a truck driver bringing a few excess bags of rice to hide a bunch of guns to fuel a civil war in some previously prosperous third world country. Blind donations to some mega charity is always a great way to buy your way into heaven. |
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There were MANY warnings about BTC-e as they are about Poloniex, Kraken and Bitfinex. Mark my words literally : all these exchangers will be closed soon. I said the same about BTC-e and literally it was like that  today, many are still using these exchangers despite the high risks and they will come whining that some "authority" seized their funds (like they are doing with BTC-e now ). yes, this thing is amazing. Are you forecasting closure for Bitstamp , Coinbase, Bittrex as well even though they're regulated ? Bittrex is NOT regulated so it can be closed anytime.  I did not know that information
I know it may sound like I came here to make jokes, but the intention is not this, does anyone here believe that can recover his bitcoin? That's because it's BS, mayax is a troll and should be on everyone's Ignore List. Bittrex is a crypto only exchange, no fiat. The only place that regulates pure crypto exchanges is Washington State, and both Bitfinex and Poloniex don't service customers from there as part of the terms and condition. I am sorry to say that you are misinformed(I don't want to say that you are so stupid because you are an arrogant kid) according to FINCEN : a person is an exchanger and a money transmitter if the person accepts de-centralized virtual currency from one person and transmits it to another person as part of the acceptance and transfer of currency, funds, or other value that substitutes for currency.so, ALL the exchangers are MSB(even they don't deal with fiat), including the miners who are selling bitcoin for currency, little snotty . HI Mynax. I would never ignore you , however I never get round to actually reading your posts |
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I am shocked at the level of terrible amateur level advice in this thread. It is 100% useless
Probably right now with Crypto currencies at a peak is to invest in performing insect circuses. A good flea circus can generate revenues of over 1000x initial investment given a wealthy crowd and good promotion
Other great investments are:
1) fucking useless blue chip companies/monopolies that hire 100% retards that have no idea what they are doing
2) Shitty scam ICOs run by fly by night chancers that are only interesed in the exit plan
3) pre used condoms from a monkey zoo
For a monkey zoo a good investment would be also feces. They like to through it in the face of their brothers and sisters. And they eat it. Yes, they eat feces. Can you believe it? feces ! Excrements! Nasty! Thank you for you high quality contribution to this otherwise moribund thread. Zoos can be an excellent place to find superb investment opportunities |
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I am shocked at the level of terrible amateur level advice in this thread. It is 100% useless
Probably right now with Crypto currencies at a peak is to invest in performing insect circuses. A good flea circus can generate revenues of over 1000x initial investment given a wealthy crowd and good promotion
Other great investments are:
1) fucking useless blue chip companies/monopolies that hire 100% retards that have no idea what they are doing
2) Shitty scam ICOs run by fly by night chancers that are only interesed in the exit plan
3) pre used condoms from a monkey zoo
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If there is one thing we all know is that socalism sucks diseased horse cock. Socialising funds is just as bad. FIat holder shouldnt be bailed out by wise crypto holders
Crypto holders does not need to keep their crypto at an exchange. Elite A-tier gold-star pro-traders have to keep their crypto on exchanges as their bots trade 24x7 In fact even bots should be re-imbursed for stress In fact anyone not trading with a bot should forfit their crypto |
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If there is one thing we all know is that socalism sucks diseased horse cock. Socialising funds is just as bad. FIat holder shouldnt be bailed out by wise crypto holders
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You have 500,000$. Why would you need more?
Thats 2000$ to have each month for 21 years. Are you not too greedy perhaps?
And what is the use of those money if you invest it? Lets say you make 1 million out of it. Then what?
I must admitt I do not understand rich people.
Are you fucking crazy?! Do you have any idea how much it costs to put mink seat covers in a lamborghini? You need to get your butt into the real world bucco! $2000 would not get close to putting gold leaf on my shed. Crazy commie nutjobs like you have no idea about real world cost of living, |
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Don't put all eggs in one basket. Split the money like a stock fund do: - hold at least 100.000$ in cash as a reserve - invest 100.000$ in Bitcoins to profit from it's price raise over time - invest 100.000$ in the top ten Altcoins (10.000$ per Altcoin) like ETH, Monero, Litecoin etc. Look at https://coinmarketcap.com/ for the coins with the highest market cap - invest 100.000$ in other Altcoins (not the ones in the top 10 but still from the top 100), here invest max. 5000$ per altcoin. So you have about 20 Altcoins with lower market cap but higher expectation of huge price raises in the future. Of course the risk of losing money is higher here. - invest the last 100.000$ in ICOs and brand new coins (not even two weeks old). Invest max. 2000$ per coin. So you have invested in 50 different Icos and new coins at the end. This is high risk and you may lose the investment of most of this coins but some of them may sky-rocket 10.000% or more and bring you hughe profits. But for the last two points you need to investigate the Altcoins before investing: - What does their website, facebook profile, Twitter account, Reddit site say? - Read the threads about the altcoin here on bitcointalk and try to gain as much information as possible - Read, read read and try to find out what potential the coins have, is there an inflation, an airdrop, are the coins pre-mined, are they mineable, how many of the coins will be available, where can you trade them...information and fundamental analysis is the key to success here and to prevent to invest in too many shitcoins. ^^^ Please ignore this troll post, pure nonsense Right ow the best investment for $500,000 is to buy hemmeroid cream. There is a massive influx of sore buttholes from the recent ETH drop to $200following the ICO shankage Any money left over invest in greyhounds or racing pidgeons |
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Working out your financial situation from a google translate of Russian legal talk... so much lol
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My wife Twatto is a financial advisor. She recommends 100% buying electric eels and using them to power a mining rig
The only outlay is food for the eels which is basically dog food and pies and connecting the eels is quite easy as you just shove a power cable up their arses
She reckons your return will be 10000% per annum
Is this for real? Electric eels to generate power for mining rigs. I'm sorry but this is very new to me. With that $500,000 that's totally a big amount and you can build your very own mining farm. But I won't be focusing with my mining, I'll just buy and hold bitcoins that I'll buy with this amount. And also will buy some realty for another investment. Yes This Is For Real. Electric Eels are a 100% Organic way of generating electricity. It is not only the best way to power mining rigs it is also the most ecological There is a Russian crew doing just this since 2014, they now own an entire lake full of eels with electrodes up their assholes |
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My wife Twatto is a financial advisor. She recommends 100% buying electric eels and using them to power a mining rig
The only outlay is food for the eels which is basically dog food and pies and connecting the eels is quite easy as you just shove a power cable up their arses
She reckons your return will be 10000% per annum
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