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921  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Speculation (Altcoins) / Re: I have 500,000$ to invest on: August 15, 2017, 09:47:38 AM
My buddy Sambo is a financial advisor, he said to me that investing $500,000 in strawberries and fresh fruit is a sound way to secure your capital

Keep it in your garden shed until summer and sell it to passing fatsos. Average return to net you 1000000%
922  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Speculation (Altcoins) / Re: I have 500,000$ to invest on: August 15, 2017, 06:29:38 AM
$500,000 would get you a second hand Soviet battleship. Turning this into a floating holiday park would be a 100% wining investment. Other than that it could be used to invade a pacific island to steal all the coconuts
923  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 15, 2017, 06:25:36 AM
I don't want them to relaunch, I just want them to pay back whatever they have left. Let them just set up a temporary web portal, where people can just withdraw their digital assets, and then BTC-E can relaunch with whatever brand name they feel comfortable with. Only an outright idiot will ever make use of an exchange that is severely affiliated with BTC-E. They state that they are negotiating with not to be named investors to finanance the relaunch, lol. I am curious to find out more about how their verification process will be forced through.

there are SO many idiots... LOL    see how many are using Poloniex, Bitfinex and similar others even they lost funds with BTC-e . it's well known that these exchangers will be NEXT  Smiley

it's without words....

SOON you will crawl back into your hole spider  Kiss


keep dreaming. BTC-e will never be back and they will return zero funds.


^^^ Metroid
924  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Speculation (Altcoins) / Re: I have 500,000$ to invest on: August 14, 2017, 07:40:31 PM
Things to do:
1) Buy greyhound
2) Buy donut stand
3) Buy container full of DVDs


On point 3, isn't it better to diversify to CDs and BluRays?

No. diversifying is an amateur mistake make by utter fucking imbeciles

Never ever diversify

Never

Pretty much 95% of all billionaires did it by piling in 100% into something like greyhounds or something
925  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 13, 2017, 08:30:08 PM
When are they gonna come back online now?

We will exactly know at the end of August. Either they come back online under new flag with 45% btce tokens or they just refund 55% and its over.

Finally the trollbox will be reactivated and world culture and IQ will again raise
926  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Speculation (Altcoins) / Re: I have 500,000$ to invest on: August 13, 2017, 01:33:33 PM
Please be aware of scammers telling you to "Do Your Own Research"

Doing your own research can only lead to disaster as you clearly need pro level advice from long term posters here

Remember that traders here were investing in BTC way before you even thought of it so their advice is golden and a 100% sure fire way of making you $1,000,000 without even having to leave the laptop

Things to do:
1) Buy greyhound
2) Buy donut stand
3) Buy container full of DVDs
927  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Speculation (Altcoins) / Re: I have 500,000$ to invest on: August 13, 2017, 09:32:04 AM
Buying a greyhound is the smart choice. a fast greyhound can net you 100000x returns

 After that I would go for a donut stand, if you get a good pitch near a bunch of fat fucks, a donut stand can make you 200x ROI

Finally I would go for a container full of DVDs
928  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 12, 2017, 11:03:03 AM
it seems like u.s wants to control cryptocurrency and make it their own and bully other countries cause they are scared it will take over the u.s dollar. bitfinex is doing the rite thing taking u.s residents out of the equation cause the baggage is the u.s government.

I think the feds are just picking the low-hanging fruit. They realize that cryptocurrency is here to stay. Bitfinex still faces problems, because they operated in the US for years without a license. And then, there was the whole token thing, which may not sit well with the SEC...

what about Kraken and Poloniex? they are based in USA and they operate without license. they are in the same position as many other closed exchangers due to the operating an illegal money transmiter  Smiley
AFAIK Kraken is based in Euroland. They'll just do the same as Finex and ditch the US customers. Must suck being an Yankee right now
929  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Bitfinex - "US Customers GTFO" on: August 11, 2017, 07:09:41 PM
Looks like Bitfinex is shitting their pants over the btc-e shakedown by the US. They are hoofing off US customers from a lot of their services it seems. Others surely to follow.
930  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 11, 2017, 06:31:27 PM

"BTC-e attempted to conceal that it provided services to customers located within the United States."

I wonder where the rationale behind this statement comes from.
It seems odd that they would attempt to conceal something unconcealable - I wasnt aware that it was even supposed to be secret

Maybe lawyer speak for "did not require the users location to be given" or "did not provide information on users when requested"

This is a bizarre case of US overreach - impounding funds of non-US citizens trading on a non-US exchange . WTF is next, are they going after aliens trading through space the US once passed through?
931  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 10, 2017, 08:55:11 AM
Well guys, looks like its all turning out well. All the haters and ghoulish gloaters have been proved wrong and are now eating shit. All that remains to resolve is if there will be a trollbox amnesty
932  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 09, 2017, 12:06:07 PM
This is the gamble i suppose, reading up on BFX tokens they came through and all users were refunded whole.

To start with as you said many users cashed in tokens to "escape" with something rather than nothing, but by the end they the ones who held out got more value for money as they exchange brought them back with profits.

This is much more encouraging that they are attempting to refund users back to 100% on a system which has worked in the the past, rather than "here is 45% of you funds - the end"



+1 The cash in and run types got pretty rekt on Bitfinex. If the BTC-E backer companies can get a handle on the legal side of things and sue the shit out of the US gov then there is a decent chance of holders getting full refund. Hellabetter than a 55% payoff
933  Economy / Exchanges / Re: BTC-e hacked ?? on: August 09, 2017, 11:36:38 AM
And the latest update via twitter ...

Update5! Important! 08/09/2017

Exit from the current situation with the arrested Fiat:

1. Last 14 days we were engaged in struggle for your means, it was possible to gain control over 55% of funds (depends on the course), the remaining 45% are arrested funds, the most part in fiat. As the arrest is withdrawn from the accounts, the amount will decrease.

2. What is the way out of the current situation we see:
2.1. Work under the current BTC-e brand is not possible due to unresolved issues from the Office of Financial Crimes of the US Treasury.
2.2. At the moment, we are negotiating with a group of investors (an investment company), about buying and prompt launch of the service and repaying debts to customers. Further, the process of repayment of debt obligations will be described in more detail.
2.3. After we transfer all balance sheets of the investment company, we will recalculate the balance sheets.
2.4. The conversion procedure, taking into account the available 55% of funds:
2.4.1. All liabilities for fiat (USD, EUR, RUR) will be transferred to BTE tokens (1 BTE is 1 USD) at the exchange rate on the date of conversion. Probably, for more operative closing of promissory notes, ICO will be held on BTE tokens.
2.4.2. If you have on the balance the amount in koin, then you will be written off 45% of the balance of coins and credited with 45% of BTE (1 BTE is 1 USD). At the exchange rate on the day of conversion.
2.4.3. If you have a balance in BTE, then you will be credited with 45% in coins (the sum will be divided into 7 different coins equally BTC, LTC, NMC, NVC, PPC, ETH, DSH) and write off the amount of 45% in BTE.
2.4.4. Upon all recalculations, all users will have the opportunity to withdraw 55% of their funds from the system.
2.5. The investment company works in compliance with KYC, AML and the licenses required for this activity, so all users will need to undergo verification.
2.6. Tentative start dates end of August.

3. All debt obligations will be closed primarily from operating income from the investment company's commission, as well as from the funds we plan to sue from those who illegally arrested them.

The closing of the debt will be based on the principle of buying BTE tokens from the market.

The next update will provide more details on the procedure for accessing information on your balance sheet and when these funds can be withdrawn.

From the BTC-e team we officially inform that all the funds that were in the reserve fund (including all our income) were transferred to pay off the debts.

P.S. A warning! The cases of posting fake links on allegedly our new domain have become more frequent. All official information about our service is placed only in our twitter and from our official account on the forum.

Sincerely, BTC-e team

Fortunately I speak fluent Google Translate and can interpret this nonsense:

1) All funds are socialised in to one big lump of shit
2) They are holding 55% of your funds (probably a lot more but hey what the fuck are you going to do?)
3) They will invent at BTE token, credit it to your account proportionate to your holdings then turn int into a basket of the usual bullshit BTC-e coins like LTC, PPC shit, NMC and all those other obsolete turd generation 1 coins - great
4) You can then withdraw those after more KYC verification bullshit
5) They will try and make the 45% good buy sueing The Man and commission on the new exchange?
6) Beware of ghoulish domain phishing

Overall: Its A Bitfinex style solution with the BTE token making everyone 100% good - hooray bot BTC-e and their efforts

No idea how correct this interpretation is
934  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Altcoin Discussion / Re: Why BCC Wil Replace BTC on: August 07, 2017, 09:46:11 AM
BCH has now bottomed out and is bouncing epically. The chart is signalling hard core growth to thermonuclear levels of propsperity.

Don't Say You Negroes Wern't Warned!
935  Other / Off-topic / Re: Top 10 pc game on: August 03, 2017, 07:58:22 PM
Dunno about top 10 but my top 3 games are:

1. The Witcher 3
2. Shadow of Mordor
3. Dying Light


^^^ This belongs in the "Top 3 PC Games" thread
936  Economy / Speculation / Re: POLL: Bitcoin Price In 5 Years on: August 03, 2017, 07:56:22 PM
BCC wil replace BTC as the standard Bitcoin branch. BTC value will sink sub $1000, BCC Will Head to $5000


This IS An Undeniable Fact

Why would we believe a post from a reincarnated account. You last posted April 2016 then back July 2017 which is way too far of a post interval and now this. What happened to you with that blank space there?

Is this account bought for the purpose of spreading things like this?

It creeps me out when I read things like they are 100 percent certain. Why not just say it with your own opinion only.
Guys, even hero members dont say facts. Don't believe anything you read and create your own basis of what the truth really is.  Undecided

Everything Bonker Says Is 100% FACT

All haters are 100% Dicks
937  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Altcoin Discussion / Re: FINALLY SOLD MY BITCOIN CASH! STEP BY STEP GUIDE on: August 03, 2017, 08:44:13 AM
All caps fanatic headline... typical BTC zealot that lead to its stagnation in the first place
938  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Altcoin Discussion / Why BCC Wil Replace BTC on: August 03, 2017, 08:01:41 AM
Trying to read through the details of the August 1 fork, it struck me that the main difference between the two camps wasn't so much the coin as the people behind them:

Bitcoin core looks like its backed by a bunch of sweating ideological fanatics spitting venom

BCC looks like it's backed by pragmatic people trying to address practical limitations

The result of the fork has been hugely surprising, giving BCC a price stability that shows its a serious player

BCC is now in a serious position to take over as the main Bitcoin branch. Drop the bullshit ideology guys, its the only chance for bitcoin core
939  Economy / Speculation / Re: POLL: Bitcoin Price In 5 Years on: August 03, 2017, 07:52:48 AM
BCC wil replace BTC as the standard Bitcoin branch. BTC value will sink sub $1000, BCC Will Head to $5000


This IS An Undeniable Fact
940  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Altcoin Discussion / Re: FINALLY SOLD MY BITCOIN CASH! STEP BY STEP GUIDE on: August 03, 2017, 07:50:01 AM
The result of the BCC fork?

Bitcoin core looks like its backed by a bunch of juvenile ideological fanatics spitting venom

BCC looks like a practical fork of bitcoin with a surprising price stability that shows its a serious player

Bitcoin core fanatics are sweating hard because they know deep down, BCC is in a position to take over

Drop the bullshit ideology guys, its the only chance for bitcoin core
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