Thanks!
Here's the asset ID: pwqnMqJzmtuQj7EFfRVaPBQ3EbKT1m9U4bn8zT2LGsE

Here are the bounty responses so far:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y_tz_IrVAg17oWEBhBCl8MogxyAnMLEgYBMlZI0u5Hs/edit?usp=sharing

If you signed up for a translation, please update your response with a link to your Spoon translation on your local board so you can get credit.

Thank you early supporters!

How do I list my useless waves coin Spoon on your useless token exchange?

And yes, this is a joke (but the coins are real and do exist).
I was inspired by the Useless Ethereum Token (and countless others) that shockingly have a value that is not zero.

There have been some questions about the wallet and how to purchase Spoon, so here is some detailed information.

1) Download the Waves wallet and create an account if you don't already have one.
https://wavesplatform.com/

2) Deposit/transfer/purchase some Waves into your wallet

3) Go to the Decentralized Exchange tab in the wallet

4) Choose the Spoon / Waves trading pair. Make sure to use the exact ID for Spoon, since it is an unverified asset.
ID: pwqnMqJzmtuQj7EFfRVaPBQ3EbKT1m9U4bn8zT2LGsE

5) You should see all the remaining Spoons available for purchase at a price of 0.0001 Waves

6) Place a buy order to purchase Spoons. (This is probably a bad idea. The coins are not worth anything)

Spoon
The digital coin that will never fork

Website
https://www.spooncoin.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/spooncoins

Why Spoon?
Forks have been causing a lot of stress and anxiety in the cryptocurrency community - hard forks, soft forks, user activated forks... everyone seems to be fighting about forks.

We decided to take a different approach and create Spoon. Spoon is a digital coin that will never fork. Spoons also have rounded surfaces and no sharp or pointy edges like forks.

Spoon is worthless and there is no use case for it.

Features

ALL DIGITAL
Spoons exist in a blockchain, on a cloud. You can't see them, feel them, or taste them, but they are out there somewhere.

NON-DIVISIBLE
Nobody likes fractions or decimals, so Spoons will only exist as whole units.

NO WHITE PAPER
Has anyone even tried to read one of these? Those equations and diagrams look really complicated!

NO ROAD MAP
There are no unrealistic timelines or unachievable development plans. Spoon is a worthless, useless token, so development is 100% complete!

Token Details
Spoon is a standard Waves token created on the Waves platform.
You can hold it, transfer it, and trade it on the Waves decentralized exchange.
https://wavesplatform.com/

Waves Asset ID: pwqnMqJzmtuQj7EFfRVaPBQ3EbKT1m9U4bn8zT2LGsE

Coin Supply

Total Supply: 100,000,000
Initial Offering: 94,000,000 (94%)
Reserved for Bounties: 1,000,000 (1%)
Developer Stake: 5,000,000 (5%)

Initial Offering

94,000,000 Spoons will be available for sale on the Waves DEX beginning July 19, 2017
at a price of 0.0001 Waves, (10,000 Spoons per 1 Wave)

Approximate value of 0.0001 Waves as of July 19, 2017:
$0.00028
BTC0.00000012

Bounty Program
Free spoons!

1,000,000 Spoons have been reserved for bounties. These will be distributed based on the number of points each participant achieves.
The bounty program will be open for 30 days or until the initial offering has sold out.

Sign up here to register for bounties:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfagC2Gy70nx33MrRwwa756zBesMW9DaLXmOYN_F8KjqTJo8g/viewform?usp=sf_link

Twitter Campaign
10 points - follow our twitter account and publish a tweet about Spoon.

Media Campaign
30 points - write and publish an original article or blog post about Spoon.

Translation Campaign
50 points - write and post a translation of the OP into a local language forum on bitcointalk.

General Rules:
Limit 1 per user in each category.
Must have an active bitcointalk.org ID (as of 7/18)