Nevermind, I did it myself, it took me more than an hour to write it... and it's less than 100 words
Hello,

I am posting a web design service ad and I really suck at describing myself. Plus I am not a native speaker so my description won't be very beautiful and easy to read.
So I am going to send up to 0.5 BTC (maybe smaller rewards for several users) to anyone who would make a decent description for my ad.
You should mention:
I am freelance web designer, reliable, websites for small businesses (optional), websites with cms, only unique designs, seo, social network integration (like buttons) something about low prices. Plus I have a portfolio.
Somewhat above 100 words would be ideal.

Thanks in advance

That's not fun. 

Hello,
I want to offer my services to the Bitcoin community. I have seen some terribly designed bitcoin related websites lately, so I think I might be useful.
Take a look at my portfolio ingvaras.tk

That's a good point!

Thanks for information. I'll keep trying to buy one anyway.
Hey Google+ owners! Sell an invite it's most likely worthless anyway!

I got one from elsewhere. You missed your opportunity

Done. 1jwzbr 

I am selling CO CPs on server BabyIcey/Arbiter/Mayfaire. Rate is 10 cps = 0.01 BTC.

P. S. I have around 1000 cps

I could buy 5 btc. Is that ok?

Yes 

No one wants to offer so I set my price  

Could anyone send me invite to bitcoinmarket.com?
Thanks in advance.
email: krapatas@yahoo.com

Bump, I edited my first post. 

Well, not many frankly speaking. I have been doing other kinds of work with Photoshop lately. But here are some that I found (~1-2 year old and I could really do better now   ):





The last one was a header for my blog

I will make a header/banner/ad for 0.8 BTC. I can also edit photos and basically do anything that Photoshop can be used for. (Except vector graphics)
Waiting for offers  

EDIT: Here is what I made to show my skills to you.  

Also in the relatively distant future quantum computers might be a threat (though I am not sure about it).