You all know it's true.
If you're not a hipster, you only have dollars. Maybe some money in mutual funds just to take a "risk".
If you're just slightly a hipster, you buy Bitcoins.
If you're a real hipster, of the intelligence sort, you buy Litecoins.
If you're a die-hard hipster, who is out of control, you buy Feathercoins.
You all know it.
Hipsters don't BUY coins they mine them! Durp!