Done.

This token was created for wasting all your money, or suggest to waste money of your friend\relative.

You wish to invest into LOOQ or LUST? Your super investor, 50 years on market, suggest you to buy Ripple, Signatum or EOS? You are very greed and want to get easy money? You don't know anything about blockchain, ICO and just want to "invest" your inheritance/loan into something?
This token is for you!

It is opened 24/7 for all years until blockchain dies or another hardfork comes, you can always buy it, waste all your money, and do nothing.

SITE: NONE (I am too lazy, why do you need it if you want to waste your money?)
TOKEN NAME: WASTE
TOKEN DISTRIBUTION: INFINITE
TOKEN COST: 1 ETHER - 10000.0000 WASTE (look how much fucking waste you get)
BOUNTY: NONE (Move along, translator)

How to waste my money?

First you need to get ethereum wallet. You can use Mist, My Ether Wallet, or Exchange Wallet.
How to create Mist Wallet: Click here - Hard
How to create My Ether Wallet: Click here - Medium
How to create exchange wallet: Just create account and look at withdraw\deposit sections - Easy (Beware! You will get absolutely nothing, even WASTE, because you were so crazy so you used exchange wallets which are connected to their cold wallet)

Just send your ethers here: 0x9250c8991C88eb8e6faD9018C6d5763F09B96857 and you will get WASTE, which means you are fucking crazy guy.
If you want to laugh at people who waste their money, look here: Etherscan

Also you can send our token ANN to anyone, so they could stop fucking talking about the prosperity of %puttokennamehere% and just waste their money.