You have a fixation of Don't buy crap that doesn't even make sense. Is it your way to lower the price? 

Starting from faucets is one of the biggest mistakes of newbies as it is plainly a waste of time furthermore as the bitcoin's price rises their reward decreases making your daily income dust. If people have the money to buy then it is better as earning takes a lot of time (varies on people but it is most of the time) but the current price might not stay long as well as its better to have as many as you can when the pump comes.

And I'm avoiding micro transactions as much as possible as it just creates unnecessary inputs making my transaction/s size bigger as well as its miner fees no to mention it has more chances of getting dust outputs. As long as you understand its fundamental parts you're good to go after that you can take your time studying more in fact there are many people who still don't undertand the basics of bitcoin 

I highly doubt he is lool. Stay away from cloud mining, most of them are scams. You should read on the internet how many people have been scammed.

You are a noob. Don't buy just yet. Never be so eager. Scammers are also lurking and looking for eager people like you. Start from the beginning. Study. Start with faucets. Get Bitcoins from faucets or maybe start with Dogecoin. Experience receiving micro transactions first. Don't buy. Earn Bitcoins. Create a routine like this to gain more confidence and experience. Never buy.