As embberrassing as this is to share, hope it helps someone else.
Please don't respond saying "You're so stupid" I already know Smiley

What happened::
I didn't do research, was caught up in the blindness of wanting a D3, and purchased through a reseller

Scammers Profile Link:
Victor Brands LTD
bitcoin-miner-store.com (didn't link because I don't want to help them)

Amount Scammed:
~$3333 USD
0.75804156 BTC

Payment Method:
BTC

Proof of Payment:
https://blockchain.info/tx-index/d4a8446def254e58c5669d5f0921e2f1a6564d08666d2b3614d840badcaf639a

PM/Chat Logs:
None. Absolutely no response from emails etc. When I bought, my order said shipping for mid-August

Additional Notes:
They are constantly updating their site, including adding 'reviews' that say how their shipping was fast, how they just received the miner etc