This is gonna be a pretty stupid post and as such i'll only post this once.
Here's the deal, I need to make a decent amount of money in little time and I thought that maybe bitcoin could be the answer.
I need the money so I can visit the girl I'm in love with in a few months time.
If there are any rich folk here who would simply give away 1 btc that would obviously be amazing, but just to keep it real I live in a great western country and I'm not poor. Nor do I deserve this for some good reason; not that I expect this to happen.
There is really nothing else I can say without making this more pathetic than it already is, so:

Advice or any positive feedback is greatly appriciated.