So what is the best way to acquire coins if you don't mine?
If you are looking to purchase coins, the easiest way is to likely find a local bitcoin seller and just use cash. It will be faster and save you a potential headache that can come with using other channels.
https://localbitcoins.com/
Already looked at local bitcoin for sellers, closest to me is 75 miles. Maybe the next way to acquire is to sell something for auction or something like that.