Unless there's no one near by selling. As in my case. :-(
Seriously, buying and selling from an exchange is the easy part.
Investing is a great idea. But you need to register with an exchange ASAP in order to fund with fiat... the reputable exchanges have a backlog for verification purposes.
Reading the market (if you want to day trade) is the hard part, and I seriously suggest against it unless you know what you're doing.
Storing BTC can be quite tricky. Best area to start is to download the BTC client on your own machine to have your own wallet. Once you get comfortable you can look into further options like brain wallets, paper wallets and other offline methods of storing BTC.
Good luck in your endeavor. Don't give up. This all seems daunting, but its just one puzzle piece at a time.