So, hi:)

My name is Jacobi and I'm a young woman wanting to make a fortune one day.
I've been reading about and digging into the bitcoin thing, seems now is the time to finally give it
A go. I've done the faucets; can't find a quote on quote good payout site but from what I've read it's quite
Tedious. Mining... Ehhhh. Well I have a little business I'm trying to get to take off.. Thinking about using btc instead of USD for clients to purchase.
The thing is I needed some $$ like yesterday. Which affiliate btc is good? I've done research. I've tried the whole click and getting traffic, landing pages all that but it's hard when you are broke and can't even get a .com domain.
What do I need to know about this? All of it. Everything...