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1  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Announcements (Altcoins) / Re: [ANN][STACK] StackCoin - Get in Now - #Fast Decrease# [Launch 22/02/2014] on: February 22, 2014, 05:28:37 PM
Pool up, and ready for launch Smiley

Have your miners ready!

http://stack.hashrapid.com




0% fee's for the next 5 users who sign up!  just post your username in the thread.

user: phukkyou
2  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Is there a bitcoin wallet that doesn't cost multiple gigs to install? on: December 23, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
so get mutibit?? how much space should that take up??  i dont want a web wallet.... and until i make some $$ here i cant afford another harddrive.
3  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Is there a bitcoin wallet that doesn't cost multiple gigs to install? on: December 23, 2013, 08:13:10 PM
i installed qt wallet and when i woke up i was horrified to see it ate up all my harddrive space... not good.


are there any alternatives??
4  Economy / Economics / Re: Learning from Imperial Rome on: December 23, 2013, 08:05:59 PM
good post.. i was thinking something similar a few days ago when listening to my vespasian audiobooks
5  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Hi gays, I was selled a few bitcoins just now on: December 23, 2013, 05:30:52 AM
insert.... check your pm... i gave you anchorman link

it's not a bullshit fake
6  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: WTT: My life for yours! on: December 23, 2013, 04:56:53 AM
c'mon guys... you know you wanna.
7  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: I am new to investing I have a question, if i invest 20$ on: December 23, 2013, 03:26:38 AM
it'll rise a little bit sure, but i suggest mining altcoins and holding on to them to exchange for btc later...


you cant lose real money if you don't put real money in.... why am i telling you this?? fuck it, go blow 3 whole paychecks on bit coins and hope for the best!
8  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Let me out of here on: December 23, 2013, 03:18:05 AM
it is called The Grateful Shiteater

i found it on a forum years and years ago... it was just too fucked up not to keep and share... i hope you were eating when you read it.


also having to wait 5 minutes to reply to this is retarded.
9  Other / Beginners & Help / The story of a grateful shiteater on: December 23, 2013, 02:54:56 AM
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands.

He didn't once look at me.
He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit
itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were
fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little
clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful
five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it
smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and
bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard
little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump
sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds
of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation
or simple boredom.

I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have
had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
10  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Let me out of here on: December 23, 2013, 02:48:54 AM
i am running out of things to say in this section of the forum.  i only type for the sake of typing when taking typing courses.  i haven't taken a typing course in 10 years.
11  Other / Beginners & Help / WTT: My life for yours! on: December 23, 2013, 02:33:08 AM
my life is pretty lame... i am perpetually broke and i sit in a chair looking at a screen all day almost every day.

looking to trade with someone who has a hot wife, big house, and lots of money is a must. 

Job not required.


p.m. me with resume and bank account balance.



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12  Other / Beginners & Help / Let me out of here on: December 23, 2013, 02:20:20 AM
i am a lurker by nature and i hate having to make useless posts like this, but i really have nothing to say.. i just want to post on the subjects that interest me.

i get that this system exists to combat spammers and morons, but i'm sick of having to jump through hoops in life because of other fucking people.
13  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Coin Bouncing on: December 23, 2013, 02:11:44 AM
i think it is a very good idea to mine a fuckton of every coin out there as soon as it launches then just sit on them...      who knows,one may be my lucky ticket.
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