Cliche? Not sure you know what that word means. You ask for a faq and suggest that posting faqs isn't enough. You ask for more information and suggest a wiki is too much information. Sounds like you just want to complain.

As to what proverb has or has not done, well... in order: bytes in hash -because I don't think he actually cares? How many bytes in a block don't affect anyone except maybe if you are some crazy paranoid network engineer. If he wanted more information I gave him the wiki, e.g. https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Protocol_specification#Hashes
Fractions of bitcoins - they are not "made", so that's an easy one. It's made clear that used/tracked transactions are verified by mining blocks and that's the whole point of bitcoin.
Loads of other stuff -- that's pretty helpful, I could go on about loads of stuff about loads of stuff. But I don't make posts about that.

This is what i'm talking about... where is the definitive guide/FAQ/Wiki that breaks all this down.

I want a flash animation or something that puts it all into perspective..

I wish someone would make something available so i don't have to sift through the code myself and really get to the nitty gritty...

This is a recurring theme in all the significant conversations I have had regarding BitCoin.

Some how this "BitCoin" system has an "infinite" number of ...  blocks, addresses ... whatever.

But if this is true how can the number of coins max at 21 bl?
...Difficulty. I know.
But let's say I'm running a pool that is "big", could I not make a full list of all block for all Difficulty levels?
If the size of a block is limited than it is possible to store every block, when computers get that good(some time in the next 5 years).

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because your probability of hitting a block remains the same if difficulty remains the same.
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If you were to intentionally try to make a collision, it would currently take 2^126 times longer to generate a colliding bitcoin address than to generate a block.  You could have got a lot more money by generating blocks.