My position is just fine, drawing, last thing I need is advice from a guy who gave his retirement money to an American alcoholic.
That considered, don't you go growing up too soon.  You  got many years of backbreaking workahead of you.

*Got kind of a hankypank rhyme to it

You managed much better -- you lead a whole string of trusting ponies, got them blind drunk with greed and picked their pockets clean.
Nice work.

I guess you're off on all of your definitions.  A quick refresher:

shill (shl) Slang
n.
One who poses as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into participating in a swindle.
v. shilled, shill·ing, shills
v.intr.
To act as a shill.
v.tr.
1. To act as a shill for (a deceitful enterprise).
2. To lure (a person) into a swindle.

As you can see, the word "paid" is conspicuously absent from the definition.
If you got less than you expected from the Terrahash kids, you're still a shill - simply an inept one.

Regarding your first post:  I clicked on the first page of your profile, where the first post was you pitching a Terrahash preorder.  
Well played.

Edit:  A handy link to the post (topic locked):  https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=238351.msg2523493#msg2523493

You are certainly the only one here who visit these scam companies and proceeds to shill for them.
Your understanding of the word "libel" could be a bit off.  A statement has to be false for it to be libelous.
Your shilling for and pimping Terrahash is an undisputed fact.  Your first post on this forum is selling Terrahash preorders.

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