I can't connect to any nodes.
Any addnodes? Can't find a block explorer with addnodes   

Dash uses "masternodes" a.k.a pieces of metal that sit around doing nothing and get rewarded for it, Monero actually uses ring signatures to obscure your identity.

Dash cannot scale on chain as much as Ethereum, and neither can Monero.
Dash uses pomtsadnagrfi (my new name for masternodes) to do instant transactions, Monero does not because that's not a good idea.
Dash asks for donations, and so does Monero.
Dash is developed by a loosely-knit network of dickheads, Monero is developed by a group of professionals.
Dash has a tyranny from the developers, Monero doesn't, and shut your ass about fluffypony.
Dash has 0 innovations, Monero has a fully grown wallet, a web wallet, ~100 pools, ring signatures, and a web miner.
Who the fuck is Ben Swann and Mariah Carey?
Dash has zero integrations except web wallets, Monero is humble and waits for people to adopt it.
Dash has a community of dogs, Monero has a community of professionals.
Dash is the past, Monero is the future.

Also,
Dash has ASICS, Monero doesn't.
Dash has Bitcoin codebase and vulnerabilities, Monero doesn't.
Dash has Bitcoin protocol and vulnerabilities, Monero doesn't.
Dash has an asshole called "Lontonbit", Monero doesn't.

If you can get an really easy connection to a pool and can start mining it secretively without downloading anything and the user won't notice (as is the case with Monero), then yes, but Argon2d250 doesn't seem to satisfy this (yet, at least), The Cryptonight function can be easily implemented in Javascript.

I don't think FGPA is feasible (at least profitable) just yet, judging that CRDS is only about ~$0.50 at most and Argon2d is a memory-hard algorithm. But sooner or later, sooner if CRDS has a spike in market capitalization, Bitmain would get its hands on us and start manufacturing ASICs. It even made ASICs for Ethereum and Monero, two claimed "memory-hard" and "ASIC-resistant" algorithms. But hopefully later.