Nah you're all wrong, turns out bitcoins realkryptonite is a nerd making a post on an internet forum about how the price of bitcoins is crashing and how all the greasy neckbearded libertarians who believe in their currency based on cheeto dust should bail out of it before they're reduced to penniless hobos.
You don't get how cashing out 50x340 bitcoins at once in 50 accounts to bypass transaction account limits to withdraw 340,000 dollars at once and more other the next few days could possibly crash the bitcoin market?