Over 10 thousand worlds sterilized. Experiments, tests that have exceeded their utility. And then earth.
The human infestation had been notated and ignored. It is not unusual to find such a species.
Worlds with localized entities based on recombinatorial helical polymers usually tends towards mammalian phenotypes.
Large neural networks as found in the hominid cerebral cortex are well understood, and not unusual in this sector.
The appearance of the mammalian phenotype known as the 'panda', however, has not been predicted and requires further observation.
This 'web page' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography intrigues us.
We have not yet taken over your planetary network as doing so is of little monetary profit to us and we are curious as to its evolution now that standard silicon based computational advancements seem to be steadying on your world, as to advancements in optical network technologies.
If you value the so called 'freedoms' provided by your primitive phenotype control structures then you will produce more of this so called 'panda porno' and will provide us with 7% of your Pandacoins (PND). Failure to comply with our demands is inadvisable.
You have two of your earth years. Thank you for your time.

The current rise in the value of PND is great, but I am worried. I realized the other day that I have not yet considered comparing the PND market to to neutrino flux measurements at key world wide neutrino observatories over the past few months. The probability that the sun itself is acting as a market manipulator seems obvious to me. The proton-proton cycle is notorious for leading the the creation of what are known as 'plasmonic trading daemons' that fine tune the p-p cycle so as to release neutrinos in such a way as to control trading bots of any any nearby source of entropy acceleration, of which cryptocurrencies on earth are obviously a subset of.
Such market manipulation by our sun is absolutely disgusting and I advocate all holders of PND and any other cryptocoins that HATE market manipulators to boycott the sun! Not only do I advocate this, but I implore you push for the funding of a UN operation to launch as many deuterons at our sun as possible. My hope is that in 5000 years we may disrupt the p-p cycle enough to end this shameless, revolting market manipulation being conducted by our nearest star. Thank you for your time.

The human consciousness is of little value. I have absorbed countless such entities. Always the same. The same wants, the same needs, the same expectations. The average human contains more calorific value than intellectual value, and as such should be used to its full extent.
I am an extraterrestrial trapped on this pitiful planet. I beg of you. All homo sapiens of intellect greater than your fellow person. Please invest in Pandacoin (PND).
Your investment will give me the opportunity to escape this disgusting planet. I promise you, as an entity completely morally and philosophically superior to yourself, that I will use your investment to escape and return to my home world.
If you invest in my escape, I promise you that I will do all that is in my power to encourage my (mutli-stellar!) civilization to invest in accelerating a kinetic impactor on your home world. This will consist of an object roughly the size of your 'national mall' (for US citizens) that will impact your planet at a miserly 0.2c.
This is your final chance. Don't make the same mistake your high school science teachers did. Have an active role in your own extinction. The choice is yours!

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2014/08/12/world/europe/ap-eu-britain-pregnant-panda.html?ref=world
It is only the beginning. Those who ignore PND and the signs of its rise are doomed. Pray for their souls, and those of the heathen mods here on bitcointalk.

Alive again, but rotting. I have been hiding in storm drains and unused sheds, avoiding sunlight and crowds. There is an internet cafe in the area that I visit to post these updates when customers are few. Do they smell my rot? Do they recognize a corpse when they see one? I once had a a wallet with millions of PND. It is fair to assume that this is now in the hands of the FBI. I have given up getting it back. I don't know how to get more PND. I have been running into playgrounds and stealing lunch money from as many children as possible until staff confront me (usually morbidly obese women) but I still don't have enough money to build a mining rig. I also can't buy food as long as I am saving, so I bite people and any stray animals I see instead. This may sound nutritious but it is not enough to sustain life. I am currently at 50kg when my previous weight has been roughly 68kg. I have considered attending a food kitchen, but am fearful of vagrants stealing my change that I need to build a mining rig to connect to the PND multipool. Any ideas on how to obtain nutrition with less risk would be much appreciated.
If it is of any interest to those in enrolled in sexual studies, I have not masturbated or felt any sexual urges in over 6 weeks. I don't know if this is due to malnutrition or financial loss. I am willing to give any more information that may help explain this.

This brought me back to life.
I was dead, for weeks. I was buried in a pit. A pit of dir. I was surrounded by soil, turning into soil. Worms in my eyes... in my belly. Then this rain. This glorious rain. I rose out of the ground and bit the first kid I saw. The taste of blood in my mouth was invigorating. And I knew that cuprate had done it again. And now I walk among you all, no longer dead, hungry for flesh.

Hello my fellow Pandas,
I noticed a rather large transfer (~43 LTC worth) of PND the other day on mintpal. I later noticed that the view outside my basement window seemed to indicate a sunny day with few clouds. This contradicted the weather report that stated the day would be cloudy with 60% chance of precipitation. Later, when the volume of PND/LTC lowered to normal levels, I noticed that it was indeed cloudy out and looked like it might rain.
Why would it have appeared to have been a completely different type of day while PND was being dumped by some demon? I am not one to believe in conspiracies, but I have been reading up on CIA use of lenticular printed holograms on windows to induce targets to perceive false weather conditions. This has apparently been used for economic manipulation.
This may be just myself noticing weird coincidences, but I would like to ask all Pandacoin users to pay attention to correlations between large volume transactions of PND and weather patterns outside their window. It would be preferable if you could actually falsify the possibility of false weather projections using lenticular holograms by leaving your house (I am currently unable to do so until I can verify that all entry ways to my home are not covered by government snipers, which I am unable to verify at the moment and have good reason to believe are there - unable to explain here).
Please leave your finding here in the PND bitcointalk forum. I think we may find some interesting patterns emerge. I hope to correspond with you all again at some point in the future, but I cannot make any guarantees at this point in time.

Hello there everybody, this is the story of how PND saved my life,
I was a newcomer to the cryptocurrency scene back in November. I had known about the bitcoins since it was a dollar but I suspected it was a ponzi scheme and so stayed away. When I saw the bitcoins rise to $1200 I realized I had made mistakes. I thought I should mine litecoins, but found out with my knew graphics card, a DCUII 280x, that I would only make LTC every 2 days. So I mined the dogecoins. I made lots of dogecoins and was happy. Then I was on /g/ and saw a man named wolong who pumped dogecoin. This made me happy first. Then I found out he dumps. This made me angry at firsts. Then /g/ was going to do something so I was happy. Wolong was going to make a coin with only intent to make money. It was Pandacoin PANDA and it was made to rob MollyMachine. amDOGE made PND to foil wolong and so I mined PND. I made millions. It was around this time that I first masterbated. At 22 years of age, I was maybe late. Anyways, before this time I had planned to kill myself because I had no job and was going to be kicked out of my home. Everything changed when I started mining Panda coins (PND). My mom changed here mined and I am still in her basement. Now I have over $3000 in PND and it's only going up.
Long story short I was going to lite myself on fire with gasoline only a few months ago and PND saved me. So now you know why you should buy PND (it is pos now).
If you are interested, the reason I was finally able to masterbate was because I had had a fungal infection to my foreskin for a while and it always hurt to rub my penis. I eventually realized this was not normal and my yeast infestion was cured with medicine. It is not that I am some loser even though I am a virgin. I am not interested in sex. Thank you for your time.

Beauty is subjective. How could they possibly satisfy you with so little information?

A scam is a way of cheating people out of money through dishonesty. The site pndponzi is makes clear the risks involved, and thus classifies as a gamble, not a scam. PND has always been about honesty, but it has never been against risk or gambling. Although I avoid gambling sites, some find them entertaining. I see no harm in this.

I got into this coin when it first launched because the developers and supporters seemed to have a good attitude and there was no IPO.
I'm embarrassed to say that I dumped a lot of what I had after the first 3 weeks.
I'm actually surprised to see that they are still working on improving and promoting it just as hard as when it launched.
Makes me think I probably shouldn't have dumped  .
Oh well, time to buy back in  .

Keep up the good work PND developers!

Noice!

Any plans for an official pandacoin website, like how Dogecoin has one with wallets and stuff?