Dear Esteemed SWC Marketing Staff,

I understand you have already awarded tickets to the upcoming BigBTC tournament to two very deserving sealz. You are to be applauded for such a magnanimous gesture.

However, I believe I can present you a unique marketing opportunity that would be of great mutual benefit. As one of the "biggest" names in the art film industry and a longtime veteran of 5+ years in the SWC trollbox, my presence in the BigBTC tourney would surely draw in huge numbers of new potential players on SWC from my worldwide fan base who already pay good money to see me ramming it, jamming it, and going all-in. Although my filmmaking schedule in the upcoming weeks is quite packed, I can graciously find time between shoots to play the BigBTC if your team wants to seize this marketing bonanza and issue another ticket.

Sincerely,

Johnny Ramrod