So it's been over a week and all i've seen is a load of shitposting on Twitter by some sock-puppet accounts. No progress. Nothing.

What happened to your Twitter account?

Looks like another scam attempt..

So what is the utility of your ERC20 token if it has no impact on the operation of the marketplace?

What incentivises me to invest in "Safex Classic"?

Not sure you've thought this through..