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1  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 11, 2011, 03:00:49 PM
.01 BTC sent Pubert.  I'm sending this because I sincerely care for your life as another human being, not because I think that .01 BTC will in any way help your financial circumstance, nor do I feel it's my responsibility to help you financially.  But, I want you to accept it and know that there's genuine care backing that BTC.
Thank you for your cheer up! I appreciate your donation. That was the best thing that happened to me in a looong time.
2  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 11, 2011, 08:20:35 AM
I'm alive! Thanks to NothinG i had a boner and ice cold beer. I fapped the whole day and now my penis hurts. Now i'm still here...and sad.

WTF, you said you are a virgin and that you only masturbate, so... what da fuck do you need viagra for??  Huh
Ever heard of ED? That is what these pills are made for. I can't get a boner the usual way. Thank you for reminding me on that. Cry
These are not original viagras, i had to buy them on the black market because the original stuff is too expensive for me.

Maybe he is this italian dude here:
No, that's not me. Please remove that link or you will get wrong guy in trouble. I don't want to harm anyone.
3  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 07:46:50 PM
How should i know he would pick these pills? There are also lots of pain killer pills. I'm still sad. Bottle neck of the beer is still blocked by an ice block.
4  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 07:35:32 PM
Strawberry pill will give me a boner. Orange, banana and Pineapple too.


However, i feel that this won't change my pointless life.
5  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
NothinG ....that was a serious question:

++wait for the image to load++

Beer is still frozen inside, so which pills will cheer me up?
6  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
So, where is the Party???
You are invited to my suicidal mission....not really a party but i found one beer in the freezer. I also found some happy pills to end this sad life. Which pills should i take with the beer when it's defrosted?

7  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
So, where is the Party ? Did you buy enough Beer ?  Huh
I don't have any cash left for beer, i need everything i have left to buy food. I can only offer a mental beer. I'm so sorry Cry
8  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
Your grammar and punctuation is quite good.
I know you are being sarcastic. Cry
English is not my native language...

Go fuck yourself  Cheesy
No, i don't want to do this anymore. I want to get away from that. Life is quite disappointing after years of masturbation only.
9  Other / Beginners & Help / Today is my BIRTHDAY and you are invited! on: August 10, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
Today is my birthday and i'm all alone.

I turned 30 today and i have no friends to party with. I don't have any friends at all. I never had a girlfriend. I never had sex. I'm failing at university and will be kicked out next semester. I recently got beaten up by some strangers and don't have a job in sight. I can't even afford the rent for this room for the next month. My life sucks. I'm going to end it. Please cheer me up.  Cry

My bitcoin address is 1Bes4JyGVfWgrpkrKbb93yh7TKGEGLrLe3
10  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: need your help, 0.2btc reward! on: June 18, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
- mtgox confirmed transaction
- withdraw 0.4btc to 19BxG26MoThcE9rfkCqGTumDftDrhPNeXn



Although i feel a little like i robbed myself.... it was a pleasure doing business with you! enjoy your reward and thanks for the help! :)


suck it Darioux
11  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: need your help, 0.2btc reward! on: June 18, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
just for disclosure:
- yorick's transaction is confirmed
- i sent 1btc to mtgox


now busy waiting for mtgox to confirm....
12  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: need your help, 0.2btc reward! on: June 18, 2011, 04:01:29 PM
thank you!

it's still labeled as unconfirmed in the client. but think it'll be ok.


OFFER CLOSED!


yorick, you win! Darioux, you loose!

i'll contact you via pm yorick, thank you! Smiley
13  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: need your help, 0.2btc reward! on: June 18, 2011, 03:21:02 PM
yay...there he is...a scam screamer...did you read the last line of my posting? it was addressed to you!
as i said... take it or leave it!

also you only have 2 posts, just like me. so your as trustworthy as any other newbie. and there is really no need for a full quote of a posting that was made just before
14  Other / Beginners & Help / need your help, 0.2btc reward! on: June 18, 2011, 03:01:13 PM
i read about bitcoin and started pool mining a while ago. i also earned some btc .... 0.8BTC to be exact. so i'm fuckin rich!
since it took my pc ages to mine these 0.8btc and i can't stand the noisiness in my room anymore i decided to stop mining and let me payout my reward from to pool. no problem with this part so far.
but i still want to stick with bitcoins... so today i thought "i have 0.8btc. why not try trading on mtgox.com?"
the problem is, when you click on "add funds" at mtgox and enter 0.8btc mtgox will respond with "looool...try 1 btc at least, idiot!" , screenshot......yay \(-_-)/
so i need another 0.2 btc to transfer at least 1 btc to my mtgox account. i could mine them in the next view decades BUT then i saw the minium withdraw on mtgox is 0.01btc...

So here is my offer:
please send me 0.2btc to 1372R1CvRSftYUGVXeBUYGxn9daCM2dNhM, so i can transfer one btc to mtgox. in return, when the 1 btc arrived at mtgox, i will withdraw 0.4btc from mtgox back to you!
basically this means i will double your investment of 0.2btc and i will loose 25% of my balance...win-win....ha! -_- but i really just want to try out mtgox without investing real money, so i'm okay with it :)

first come first serve! if it happens that more than one sends 0.2btc to me, i will refund them immediately. i also will immediately announce it here, when the offer is closed.

you can see my account on blockexplorer, the 0.8btc is my entire balance and the single transaction is the payout from the pool a week ago:
http://blockexplorer.com/address/1372R1CvRSftYUGVXeBUYGxn9daCM2dNhM

ps: send 0.21btc if you want me to use 0.01btc as transaction fee setting, when i transfer the 1btc to mtgox. otherwise i will use 0.00 as transaction fee and the process might take longer (that's what the bitcoin client says in settings->options)

pps: to scammer-screamers: take it or leave it. i know this is my first post in this forum, but why should put that much effort into scamming someone for just 0.2btc??


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