My DNA test says I'm 96% more Neanderthal than anyone who has ever taken the test. I am more Neanderthal than Elizabeth Warren is American Indian.

Us Neanderthals need restitution! You Homo-Sapiens owe us Big Time! Yes, slavery was bad for African Americans, but my people were hunted to extinction. Every race of Homo-Sapien owes us restitution.

That is why I am starting the Neanderthal Restitution Fund. Please share and help spread the word.