Just spend them? Buy a tv? Etc..soubds good...but how do I spend them?  No cards? Are any of you paying attention to what Om asking? I mean tell me how to SPEND the Bitcoins? If I had a bank acct and could get the money on my PayPal card I WOULD'VE BE ASKING HERE and putting up with being called a DAMN CRIMINAL BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A BANK ACCT! Oh and im in the USA so its not some 3rd world country. I mean all you guys can be ANYTHING YOU WANT TOBEHIND THE KEYBOARD, HUH? IM JUST TRYIN TO GET SOME HELP BUT UT PISSES ME OFF AT THE ONES IF YOU THAT TOTALLY IGNORE WHAT I ASK? BUT THE ONES WHO TRY AND HELP ME!

Just to clarify the bank acct.If you dont understand why I dont want to run a 2000 transaction thru a bank acct just to cash and nothing more then I dont know what else to say about that? The other thing is it takes 3 to 5 BUSINESS days for them to verify and approve so...NO BRAINER? Im trying ti fibd alternate WAY TO DO THIS??

To the ones that suggest hardware wallet etc
.man I have NO IDEA what that is nor what you mean..im totally in the dark with all this guys? I think if you stop trying to figure if I'm a Criminal and just try AND HELP YOUR FELLOW MAN that SOMEONE on here can HELP??!!

But when you guys suggest "oh go over here or go and do that" etc.. I know that is probably very very simple for you guys on here to understand? For me it's like trying to understand rocket building LOL! If any way possible what I would really and truthfully love for someone on here to do is kind of hold my hand so to speak and walk me through step-by-step on what I should do. Like tell me to go to this website... start here..open this up and do this... ect..ect.. like literally A through Z on what I should do and I would greatly appreciate and even be willing TO PAY SOMEONE to help me with this. I don't have a lot of money that I'm trying to turn liquid but it is a couple of thousand dollars which is a lot of money to me. This would only be A1 time thing as I'm not trying to get in the Bitcoin trading business. I'm literally just trying to turn a couple of thousand dollars worth of Bitcoins or whatever into a couple of thousand dollars cash and I'm just trying to figure out how to do this? If I'm in the wrong Forum or I'm in the wrong section of the Forum please advise and I'll go to the correct section as I'm not trying to break any rules here.

I am old school. Reason I have Bitcoin is because its an Offshore Gaming Account. They recently stopped sending payouts via Moneygram SO NOW you either have to wait 15 BUSINESS DAYS on a Cashier Check OR take Bitcoin hence is why Im asking for help? So Im not PURCHASING Bitcoins per say Im just trying to make my money LIQUID but I have to start with BTC. Im so frustrated because Ive been trying to "learn" BTC for weeks and hell I could have already got tha money CC but didnt know this was gonna be SO COMPLICATED FOR ME?? Make sense? So, Im not a criminal, not on the run, etc...Im just trying to get MY MONEY!

Duh? No Im NOT a freaking criminal Slow Death! You ever heard of EX WIFE??!! NUFF SAID ON THAT! You trying to HELP or just being F'IN NOSEY? Or are you someone's EX WIFE?

I'm trying to see if someone can help me with my dilemma? I have money in an offshore account. It is in the form of Bitcoins. I am old-school when it comes to the new technology etc and this is Greek to me lol! But I am told that I have to take the Bitcoins that I already have in the Offshore Acctand  I have to put them in an online wallet. My problem is I do not have a bank account and I cannot set one up for personal reasons that I don't want to go into on here. What I need help with does anyone know of an online wallet that I can set up with no bank account and have my PayPal account (debit card) tied in to that wallet so that I can make withdrawals on my PayPal card? This may be something that cannot be done? I do not know? If anyone can give me some inside I would greatly appreciate this!