Russian Investments
Two Russians meet up:

- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?

- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA

- Why Vodka?

- Where else do you get a 40% return??

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I asked the prostitute will she accept bitcoin ?
"No, it goes up and down more than you do"

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It is amazing that a Bitcoin is worth $8600
Imagine how much a full coin would cost!

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