ANother marriage joke for this thread

Little Johnny says to his dad "I am going to get married"

Dad: "That is great, do you have a little girl lined up Johnny?'

Johnny: "Yeah, Nana. She is an excellent cook, she loves me and tells amazing bedtime stories"

Dad: "Unfortunately you can't marry her son"

Johnny: "What is the problem Dad?"

Dad: "Well she is my mother, and you are not allowed to marry my mother Johnny."

Johnny: "Why is that? You married mine"


Source: https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/sexist-jokes