Dear mining enthousiasts,

I apologize for my lack of knowledge, although I have read alot I am an absolute retard regarding hardware / technology.

My wishes (if they can be realised) for a mining rig (if you can call such a device a mining rig):

1. As small as possible;
2. As quiet as possible;
3. EASY to build, I am able to fuck up a microwave;
4. As cheap as possible. It's just for fun. As long as it is profitable its ok!
5. I prefer mining RVN (no special reason, I just like birds, and KAWPOW mining should be accessible?) --> GPU mining;
6. Looks as neutral as possible! My wife would dislike anything looking like a normal mining rig.

The person who can help me will recieve my gratitude.

May the raven bring fortune to you today.